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Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Looks like Hebediah Grim won't be judging anybody, now that we know he's really...

(Scooby and Daphne unmasks the 2 Hebediah Grims)

Gary and Ethan.

Ugh! How did you know?

Yeah! We were, like, totally sneaky!

Not so totally, I'm afraid. The odd indentations in Hebediah Grim's footprints turned out to be soccer cleat marks. Gary's chat video was pre-recorded. I hacked your laptop and found the original recordings.

Two missing costumes meant there could be two Hebediah Grims.

Like, worst of all, you guys tried to frame Doogle McGuiness by putting a yearbook on his porch: Ethan's yearbook!

So judge that, you losers. (throws the yearbook hardly) Boo-yah! Who wants to judge me now? Huh? Who? You want to judge me? You? In your face! YEAH!

Velma, you're scaring me.

The real question is, why? Why did you guys do it?

GEGary and Ethan

Girls.

Duh. We wanted to terrify girls and then rescue them so they'd fall for us, just like the knights did in the old west before the dragons went away.

Yeah. Knights terrorize and save damsels to score dates with them all the time.

Huh. I never thought about it that way.

But why did you both dress up?

We don't trust each other. Tag-teaming was the only option.

And we would have gotten away with it if any of you mystery, stink losers had lives.

Now, let's see who's really behind all this Terrorwood smoke. (unmasks the Fiend)

EEveryone

Dan Fluunk?

That doesn't make any sense.

You seemed like the nicest guy.

Why, Dan? Why?

DDan

It's this place. I can't take it! I've been here since I was born. My family's been caretakers of the Burlington Mansion, and then, the Burlington Library, for generations. I was born here, been here every day of my life, all alone up here on this mountain, tending this darn library! Where it always seemed to be snowing and I could never get warm. Never! I hate the cold. I hate the snow! But the library could never be closed. I never got a vacation, not one. I found out about the Terrorwood when I accidentally burned some. So I decided to use it to scare away anyone and everyone that came here. So eventually, no one would come anymore, and I could close the place forever and go someplace warm. And I would have done it, too, been somewhere warm by now, if it wasn't for you meddling snow-bound brats. (Next scene, outside of Burlington Library, Dan Fluunk is taken into custody by two deputies) I don't mind going to prison. Not one bit! At least I'll finally be someplace warm! (laughs hysterically)

(In K-Ghoul, Cassidy is speaking through microphone)

That's why I'm here to tell you the truth. There aren't any real ghosts in Crystal Cove. It's like the open-all-hours gym, it just isn't open all hours. And that's just the tip of the false-berg. Give me time, and I will tell you everything I know about Crystal Cove enough to blow your mind. Aah! (the wall is exploded interrupting her, a big robot soldier arrives) You just made a big mistake. Hyah! (attacks robot throwing discs, it tries punching her, she dodges it) (attacks robot with metal stick, it throws lounge chair to her, she dodges it again) Hyah! (decapitates robot head with a kick) Don't think you can come in my house and make a mess.

RSRobot soldier

(speaks in German meaning self-destruction and counts)

Oh, great.

(Cassidy runs away from K-Ghoul and survives from the explosion by self-destrucing robot soldier)

(The gang arrives with Mystery Machine)

Cassidy! We heard about the explosion! Are you hurt?

We brought ointment.

(Cassidy shows her big shotgun)

(gasps)

She hates ointment!

Hit the dirt!

(The gang gets down behind a big robot soldier, Cassidy shoots it)

Cassidy, what's going on?

Start with why there's a World War II-era robot on the ground.

We can't talk here.

Like, dude, why were you attacked by a robot?

Actually, I've been attacked by 6 robots. It started last week, and it's getting worse. I would have told you sooner, but you all don't trust me.

With good reason. You lied to us.

I hear you. But I've changed. Ask me anything, and I will tell you the truth.

OK. What's the story with you and Mr. E? Why did you help him?

It's, um, complicated.

(sighs) Wrong answer.

(Another robot rises in the ocean)

Hold on, gang. Check this out. (picks up a small sea thing inside robot arm) Interesting. This is a Lassiter Gringol mollusk.

Looks like a snail. Yecch!

It is a snail, Scooby, a rare sea snail, (a robot soldier sees the gang, preparing to attack) whose picky mollusk diet restricts it to a deep Costa marine trench, located right off Crystal Cove. These robots must have an underwater origin in that trench. (robot soldier arrives in front of the gang) Aaah!

RSRobot soldier

(speaks in German, tries to attack the gang but it's hit by an arrow and hits the wall)

SSkipper

Go back to the deep where you came from, you scurvy tin fish! You rusty scalawags are worse than sea rats! (to the gang) Sorry about that, kids. Free brine and cuttlefish on the house.

Gang, we need to get to that trench.

And I know someone who can get us there.

There she is.

It's over, Miss October Pest. Call off the bots. (turns the chair and sees the corpse) Ugh!

Like, that is worse than robots.

FSFrau's corpse

Nibiru.

Did that thing... just whisper?

I heard it, too. It sounded like...

Nibiru.

You think that was her name?

No. Her name was Frau Abigail Glück. She was part of the Benevolent Lodge of Mystery, the mystery-solving gang formed by Burlington in the 1880s. And when I got back from the Burlington Library, someone had pinned a picture of another mystery-solving group on my wall: The Darrow Family.

Including us and the original Mystery Incorporated? That makes 4 groups.

My guess-- there's more. Almost as if this has all happened before.

(Pericles and the Kriegstaffebots appear)

Exactly right. Mystery Incorporated.

EEveryone

Professor Pericles?

Ah! Lovely. I see you have met what's left of Frau Glück. I met Frau Glück in Bavaria in the 1930s. She discovered the missionaries possessed the fifth and the sixth pieces of the Planispheric Disk. She built this lab and a host of robots to aid her search for the pieces. I finally found this lab and continued the Frau's work, building a legion of her Kriegstaffebots to retrieve the pieces for me. My holographic masquerade as Frau Glück bought my bots all the time they needed. And I would have gotten away with eliminating Cassidy if it weren't for you meddling kids. Now that I have everything I need, I can dispose of this place and all of you at the same time. (takes the piece of the Planispheric Disk) Farewell, darling kinder. Farewell. (escapes the underwater lab in an escape capsule)

We're leaving now!

TTub

I wish! Moby's stuck!

TTom

The only way we can leave is if someone stays behind and keeps the doors open with this manual override lever!

I'll do it.

No!

I'll be right behind you. Trust me, I'm a fast swimmer. (The gang feels a bit shocked) Go! I'll be fine. Go.

(The gang, Tom and Tub enter the submarine, Daphne stays to talk)

What we were talking about before, about regret-- you weren't talking about me and Fred. You were talking about you and Mr. E. You loved him once, didn't you?

(last words) What E and I had, we lost a long time ago. Don't make the same mistake I did. Now, go!

(Cassidy keeps the switch that opened the door and the submarine escapes the laboratory destroyed)

Do you see her?

TTom

Don't worry. She's here somewhere.

(The seal Scooby appears in the water, calling the gang)

Look, gang. He's holding something.

(The seal Scooby shows the broken helmet)

Ah! (The gang is sad) Oh no! No, Fred. (cries)

Easy, Daphne. I'm sure she got out. Right, guys?

Like, yeah. Definitely.

She saved us.

I guess maybe... we were wrong about Cassidy.

Where are we?

It looks like an avocado orchard.

SSShaggy and Scooby

Ooh. Guacamole.

Lithium. Toxic. See what it's doing to the Avocados?

Look, tracks!

Huh?

(The gang looks at the tracks and think they see the Scarebear in the dark, George Avocados arrives)

George Avocados?

That's Avocados, you delinquent. What are you doing on my land?

Like, dude, this is your land?

My family has farmed avocados on this land for generations. Because you horrid children unmasked my dear father as a diamond thief, my reputation has been besmirched, forcing me to work my fingers to the bone so I can keep myself in the wealthy manner to which I have become accustomed.

You know, if you're looking to make some money, I bet you could sell that coat for... (Avocados looks a bit annoyed at her) Hmm.

(A small creature falls to the ground, and runs with spider paws to the top of the tree)

Uh, is that normal avocado behavior?

Destroido! They're ruining my crops, and there's nothing I can do about it!

Why not?

Because, dim young man, Destroido won't even allow me onto their property without a Destroido passport, which only they can issue. Now, get off my land.

Now, it's time to see who the Scarebear really is.

(Fred unmasks Scarebear)

EEveryone

Benson Fuhrman?

BBenson

That's right. And Fuhrman isn't my real name. It's Hairmore.

Why did you change it?

BBenson

Isn't it obvious, man? Hairmore would give me away as the Scarebear and, duh. All I wanted was to expose Destroido for the sick, soul-destroying evil that it is. Destroido ruins lives and pays the victims to keep quiet. Well, this is one victim who won't remain quiet any longer.

How are you a victim? You look fine.

BBenson

Do I, pretty scarlet-headed temptress? What if I told you that I am not, in fact, wearing a bear suit, but I'm covered completely in animal hair?

Except for your face?

BBenson

It would be covered, too, square-jawed, handsome young hero, if I didn't have to shave every few hours just to maintain my non-hirsute appearance. You see: I purchased a bottle of gentle rain flower body wash for men, a heavenly scent designed to bring the ladies running. What I didn't know was that the company, Musky Farms, is a division of Destroido, and that there's a side effect. When I contacted Destroido about the product turning me into a hairy bear-man, the company acted as if what had happened to me was nothing. They tried to pay me off. Destroido ruined my life. So I was determined to find evidence that their body wash was toxic. I got the job as head of security and created the Scarebear suit out of taxidermied bear parts. I'm particularly proud of the claws which I purchased from a school for gifted children. I discovered that gentle rain flower was originally marketed as a lawn growth fertilizer that was so toxic, it destroyed an entire town. They didn't even change the formula. I was in the process of uploading the incriminating files to my website when you kids broke into my lab. My plan was to finally expose Destroido tonight at their own charity ball. I wanted to show the entire world what they had done. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling, mutant animal-hating kids.

Gee. I feel kind of bad that we got in the way. Destroido deserves to be exposed.

Unfortunately, since Destroido is its own sovereign nation, I can't arrest anyone.

Oh, Sheriff! (hugs Sheriff Stone) You're wonderful!

I'll explain it later.

Like, speaking of explaining, we still don't know who set the bomb.

They do not suspect us of having set the bomb. Excellent.

Not so excellent, however, is the fact that it didn't work. That idiot trap fiend found a way to blow up my bomb, and the gang walked free. I would have destroyed my own company to get those Planispheric Disk pieces. These children are proving hard to handle.

We must find another way. Perhaps somebody close who can betray the kinder without them ever seeing it coming.

Of course. Brad and Judy.

Question is, will they be willing to betray their only son?

Perfect.

All the pieces of...

The Planispheric Disk are ours!

I believe it's time to put all of it together.

(The old gang goes to the lair and find that the pieces are gone, only DVD)

I don't understand.

Where are our pieces?

(Ricky plays the DVD on the DVD player)

(Video starts)

If you're watching this, you're probably wondering what's happened to your pieces of the Planispheric Disk. In a word, you've been scammed, conned, bamboozled.

That's 3 words, Fred, but I think they get the idea. We did this to you.

Yeah.

And we will be more than happy to tell you how we did it.

It was all an elaborate plan masterminded by your very own Freddie.

We created Krampus by borrowing Charlie the Haunted Robot and dressing him up in clothes we bought off German gypsies who live in Crystal Cove's haunted forest.

As for Krampus moving around, he was being remote controlled by Jason Wyatt, who agreed to help for lenience from the Mayor on his mother's sentence.

Like, Jason also helped create an invisible aerosol that was used to turn hair white and make it grow long for added effect.

We needed to keep you away from the vault. You following us following Krampus was the perfect way to keep you distracted so we could carry out our master plan: Breaking into Mr. E's vault.

Freddie planted a bug on Brad Chiles' clothing so that we could get the code to the vault.

And once we had that code...

We could give it to our operative. Someone with intimate knowledge of Mr. E's lair: Hot Dog Water.

(surprised) Hot Dog Water?

I still know how to get in touch with her.

Like, when Velma told Hot Dog Water what we had planned, HDW was in.

And while we stole the real pieces...

You were stealin' fake ones.

The real pieces were instead safely hidden with the one person no one would ever suspect: Fred's fake father, the ex-Mayor Jones.

My not-really-my-dad dad may have betrayed us once to get the disk pieces, but when he heard what we were planning, he was more than glad to help us take you down.

And, like, Mary Anne Gleardan also agreed to help us after the current Mayor offered her lenience on her sentence.

She really wants to go back to the 7th grade.

I guess I secretly hoped you guys might not try to steal the pieces from us. But I guess I always knew you would. Which leaves me with only one thing left to say: Real mom, real dad, don't expect me home for dinner. Ever.

And we're taking Nova with us, too. You don't deserve her.

(Video ends)

(The old gang is shocked)

Oh. Let's see what it looks like: The whole Planispheric Disk.

(The gang reassembles the pieces of the Planispheric Disk)

(The disk is shining)

Like, whoa.

It's beautiful.

We have the whole thing. That leaves only one question.

What do we do now?

(The next scene depicts the crystal coffin with eyes glowing beneath Crystal Cove)

CCCrystal coffin's voice

Nibiru. (laughs)

ZDr. Zin

(crying) I have failed you, my dragon. What bitterness to lose with the Quest-X power source in our grasp. It's all your fault!

DDynomutt

My fault? Gee, what'd I do? I hadn't a clue!

BFBlue Falcon

Allow me to elucidate, Dog Wonder. It's time you knew the truth.

(In the flashback, Radley Crown shoots the gun to Dragon, Dragon grabs him)

BFBlue Falcon

(narrates) You were once an ordinary but beloved security dog... until tragedy struck.

(The dog bites Dragon's back that explodes, dog loses consciousness)

(Next scene in the laboratory)

QDr. Quest

Radley, I was able to replace most of Reggie's damaged body parts with robotic replacements. Now, for the tricky part: the heart.

RBRace Bannon

But doctor, are you telling me you're going to power this dog with the most powerful generator on the planet?

QDr. Quest

He's a living thing, Race, and deserves no less.

(Flashback ends)

(Dynomutt chuckles)

But Dynomutt wasn't the only cyborg created in that explosion, was he, Dr. Zin?

ZDr. Zin

No. Stealing the Quest-X was to be a trial run for my greatest creation: the Dragon battle suit. So, precious was this invention, I trusted only one person to test it: my own daughter. The accident fused the suit to Jenny and has been feeding off of her life force ever since. How did you know?

The Dragon registered a heat signature on Mr. E's scanners.

But why the obsession with Dynomutt?

ZDr. Zin

Not the dog, the Quest-X inside! With that to power the Dragon suit, my Jenny would survive. But now...

BFBlue Falcon

I had no idea.

DDynomutt

Oh, my goodness gracious! Why didn't you say so? Never to busy to help a fellow cyborg with a jump start.

(Dynomutt uses a power cable to the Dragon suit)

BFBlue Falcon

Dog Wonder, no! The feedback could destroy you both!

It's gonna blow!

(The Dragon suit almost exploded with a flash, it raised and opened itself to release Dr. Zin's daughter, Jenny, she collapsed, Dr. Zin helped her)

JJenny

Father?

ZDr. Zin

Jenny!

Aww! Isn't that sweet? (giggles)

ZDr. Zin

Robot dog, meddling kids, man in bird suit, you have my thanks. I have spent so many years pursuing my evil plan of global domination, I sometimes forget the beauty of a simple act of selfless kindness. (Fred and Daphne smile at each other) (mocking) It's a pity you must all now be destroyed as this island explodes with the fury of 1,000 suns! (Both Dr. Zin and Jenny laugh)

JJenny

Good one, dad! Let's motor.

(Dr. Zin and Jenny escape with their jetpacks)

DDynomutt

Well, for an evil, crazed scientist, he certainly has a unique sense of humor.

Let's get out of here!

Yipe!

(The gang with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt escape the island)

But--

Stifle it, Chiles. Pericles has the floor.

So, the kinder still have the disk. You couldn't even manipulate your own son? Pathetic.

Fine. We failed.

That's right, Brad.

Not now, Judy. (to Pericles) Aren't you the smart one who should have seen through Fred's ruse?

Don't push me, older pretty boy. I want those pieces, and since you and your sweet, dumb bride failed me, it is up to you to recover them before people get hurt. (his paws break the table part)

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