Daphne, Everyone and others in “Unfinished Business”

Daphne

Now, it's time to see who the Scarebear really is.

Benson Fuhrman?

That's right. And Fuhrman isn't my real name. It's Hairmore.

Why did you change it?

Isn't it obvious, man? Hairmore would give me away as the Scarebear and, duh. All I wanted was to expose Destroido for the sick, soul-destroying evil that it is. Destroido ruins lives and pays the victims to keep quiet. Well, this is one victim who won't remain quiet any longer.

Daphne

How are you a victim? You look fine.

Do I, pretty scarlet-headed temptress? What if I told you that I am not, in fact, wearing a bear suit, but I'm covered completely in animal hair?

Except for your face?

It would be covered, too, square-jawed, handsome young hero, if I didn't have to shave every few hours just to maintain my non-hirsute appearance. You see: I purchased a bottle of gentle rain flower body wash for men, a heavenly scent designed to bring the ladies running. What I didn't know was that the company, Musky Farms, is a division of Destroido, and that there's a side effect. When I contacted Destroido about the product turning me into a hairy bear-man, the company acted as if what had happened to me was nothing. They tried to pay me off. Destroido ruined my life. So I was determined to find evidence that their body wash was toxic. I got the job as head of security and created the Scarebear suit out of taxidermied bear parts. I'm particularly proud of the claws which I purchased from a school for gifted children. I discovered that gentle rain flower was originally marketed as a lawn growth fertilizer that was so toxic, it destroyed an entire town. They didn't even change the formula. I was in the process of uploading the incriminating files to my website when you kids broke into my lab. My plan was to finally expose Destroido tonight at their own charity ball. I wanted to show the entire world what they had done. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling, mutant animal-hating kids.

Gee. I feel kind of bad that we got in the way. Destroido deserves to be exposed.

Sheriff Stone

Unfortunately, since Destroido is its own sovereign nation, I can't arrest anyone.

Daphne

Oh, Sheriff! (hugs Sheriff Stone) You're wonderful!

Sheriff Stone

Huh?

Mayor Nettles

I'll explain it later.

Shaggy

Like, speaking of explaining, we still don't know who set the bomb.