A character in Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Played by Matthew Lillard
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated · 255 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: in 118 of its 255 quotes
Most scenes with: Velma (91), Scooby (89), Fred (85)
Don't just stand there, Shaggy. Get in there and help Fred.
ShaggyWhich one?
Uh, the good one.
(shows up) Be careful, Fred. Don't hurt him.
(Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne look at Old Daphne)
AAAAHH! NO! NO!
(to Old Daphne) Daphne, you look terrible. You should get more sleep.
Get me out of this. He's the fake.
ShaggyThey're, like, identical, right down to the ascot.
Which one's the real Fred?
(to Evil Fred) Freddie, how do you feel about me?
What do you mean? You're my love, Daphne. I'm crazy about you.
(to Fred) And you?
Uh, gosh. Gee, Daph, you know, I-- well, I guess aside from traps and solving mysteries, um... er, my stomach's getting hurty.
Oh, Freddie. It's you! (kisses Fred)
(Velma shuts down the magnetic machine, Evil Fred and Fred fall down to the floor)
Well, if you're so smart, then who am I really?
You're one of the most heartless criminals Mystery Inc. has ever faced. Aren't you, dad? (tries to unmask Evil Fred but realizes it's not a mask)
Ow! It's not a mask, you imbecile. I had plastic surgery to look like you. You would have spotted a mask too quickly.
I don't know what you think you were doing. You're supposed to be my father. But how could you try to impersonate me when you know absolutely nothing about me?
If he's Brad, that makes you Fred's sneaky criminal mom, Judy. (tries to unmask Old Daphne but realizes it's not a mask either)
Ouch! Watch it. I had plastic surgery, too.
I know.
ShaggyBrad Chiles and Judy Reeves? (chuckles) But, like, why?
Yeah. Why?
For the treasure. What else? It was the genius mind of Professor Pericles that thought up the whole plan. Wasn't it, Judy?
That's right, Brad. While we went under the knife, Professor Pericles had Mr. E arrange for the Crystal Cove studio to be changed into an exact replica of the town.
Except more end of the world-ish, obviously.
I hate to be the one to point this out, but that's just crazy.
(shows up) Is it, Velma? Or is it so brilliant you cannot begin to fathom its true genius?
Professor Pericles?
You failed, Professor. You'll never get your filthy talons on this disk.
On the contrary, Frederick. You are going to hand it over to me, along with my associates, your dear parents, or else I will destroy the one thing you care about most.
ShaggyZoinks!
(2 Kriegstaffebots grab her) Freddie!
Fine. You win. Take it.
Excellent. (takes the Planispheric Disk) Auf Wiedersehen, you beautiful kinder.
(2 Kriegstaffebots throw Daphne into Fred and leave)
Now let's see who this Monstrous Freak really is.
(The Monstrous Freak weakened by a light transforms into conquistador)
It's...it's... Who is that?
If I'm not mistaken, it's El Aguirre, the captain of the Spanish conquistadors.
El Aguirre? But why?
La pura verdad, the truth is simple. I did not want you to discover how to destroy the Evil Entity buried deep beneath Crystal Cove, in its Caja Demonio.
ShaggyLike, that doesn't make any sense. I thought you'd be the first person who'd want that thing destroyed.
No! Do you not see? If you destroy the Entity, myself and my men will be set free from this ENDLESS CURSE. We should never be set free. We must pay for all the horrible atrocities we committed while in service to the Entity.
Oh.
I can still hear their screaming. All the screams of the innocent ones. No. No! We must pay forever! We can never be set free!
ShaggyOkay. Like, the old Spanish dude is a little loco in the cabeza.
Do not fret. All can be undone. All can be forgiven.
Yes. Yes, all can be forgiven.
That reminds me. Uh, be right back.
(Fred and Daphne go to Sitting room)
(touches the shoulder of Fred Jones Sr.) I want you to know that whatever happened, I'm not really mad at you. Despite the whole stealing me as an innocent baby and lying to me my entire life, you were a great dad. I forgive you. You've always been and still are the only real father I've ever know.
Leaping late lilies, Fred. I am so proud of you. Even if you don't break the spell, even if you can't turn it all around by destroying that Evil Entity, I want you to know that having you as my son was the absolute best part of my life. You were always the best part of me.
(Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Dancing Man arrive)
Freddie, we have to go.
ShaggyYeah, like, time's up. If we don't leave now, we don't leave ever.
(Velma gives the talisman to Dancing Man)
Ha ha ha! I am going home. Ha ha ha!
(The gang takes each member's hands in circle)
Find the Heart of the Jaguar, Scooby-Doo. It is the only way you shall defeat the evil that is buried deep beneath Crystal Cove. Use the Heart of the Jaguar.
(In the real world, the gang wakes up)
(receives the best part of Dancing Man) I'm whole again. I'm whole! And I couldn't have done it without you meddling kids. You beautiful, brave, wonderful meddling kids! (dances)
Jinkies. After all we've been through, only to find out that we've been manipulated by some Evil Entity? Is that the only reason we're together?
ShaggyLike, yeah. Maybe we don't even like each other.
Gang, wh-- what are we gonna do?
The Heart of the Jaguar. We have to find the Heart of the Jaguar.
ShaggyIt's time to see who this ancient jade mask wearing weirdo really is. (unmasks Priestess)
Professor Andelusossa?
Enrique!
He was staring us in the face all along. When the men in the village thought I was my mom, it was clear that no one was able to forget her over all these years. Then there were the vines. This plant isn't native to the Yucatan. Only someone with a background in gardening could have cultivated it and made it grow so quickly. Professor Andelusossa's first job was as a gardener. Finally, the vines on the boat had been tied to the wheel. The boat had been scuttled to make it look like the Professor had been attacked.
But why, Enrique?
For love. Angie, when you left me that summer decades ago, you took my heart with you. Every night seems like I dreamed of you. When you called asking about the Heart of the Jaguar, I knew it was my only chance to lure you back, and find out if you still cared for me.
So you decided to test her love by crushing her with fast-growing killer plants! Wow. That's exactly what I would have done.
Oh, Freddie. That's so romantic. In your usual, unique kind of way.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if... (sighs) if you had really loved me.
Oh, Enrique, sweetie, that was all years ago. There's only one man I ever truly loved, and that's my husband, Mr. Dinkley.
(arrives) Enrique, you are not a man! You're a fool! (spits saliva to Fred's head)
Daw! Ugh!
Mrs. Dinkley, you have won. You can have him!
But I don't want him.
(arrives) Then I'll take him!
Huh?!
Who are you?
Tomina Kasanski. Call sign: Ice princess. I've been tracking you ever since you left Crystal Cove.
ShaggyLike, why?
(arrives) Because I asked her to.
Huh?
Huh?
Mayor Nettles?
Lieutenant Kasanski is an old friend of mine from Fighter Weapons School. (she and Tomina Kasanski clapped their hands)
But why are you following us?
Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but three days ago, I had a nightmare that told me you were in trouble and that I had to come to the Yucatan to help you get some spear thingie.
The Heart of the Jaguar.
Yeah, that! I'm supposed to help you get it back over the border and home to Crystal Cove.
Okay, that's it. I give up.
Grab your prisoner and let's haul. I got a c130 waiting in an air strip 30 clicks from here. (takes Prof. Andelusossa into custody)
Well, gang, let's go home. We have an Evil Entity to destroy.
(The gang and Mayor Nettles drive the Mystery Machine in the city, with no people and the damaged freeway)
What happened to the street?
It looks like some kind of earthquake.
ShaggyLike, zoinks. Where is everybody?
(Sheriff Stone runs to the Mystery Machine, scared, Fred stops driving)
THEY'RE GONE! EVERYONE! GOOOOOONE!
(Everyone is shocked)
Focus, people. There are lives at stake. Something has taken my mom and the rest of Crystal Cove.
It even took my Nova from the hospital.
What kind of horrible monster would snatch a sweet little dog in a coma?
I know. Nova! Nova! (sobbing)
ShaggyQuick, Scoob. Drown your sorrows in this pint of triple fudge cookie dough caramel chip. (gives the cookie to Scooby)
Thanks, Raggy. I needed that.
As I was saying, I suspect this mystery is connected to the Evil Entity buried under Crystal Cove.
ShaggyLike, hold on. You said you didn't buy into all this stuff.
Well, I still don't. But my mom helped me see the light and be more open. Maybe this is all science fiction, but a lot of science fiction turns out to be science fact. They laughed at Jules Verne when he wrote about submarines and going to the moon.
ShaggyLike, they used submarines to go to the moon?
I guess so.
One thing is clear, this isn't the boogeyman, a vampire, werewolves, or an evil leprechaun. This is an extra dimensional intelligent being we're facing. It's real.
ShaggyWow, Velm. Like, that must have been some talk with your mom.
It made me remember that the advanced sciences have long accepted the possibility of other dimension. Now I guess things have gotten a lot less theoretical.
So you think having the evil intelligence under Crystal Cove could be why this town that is so weird?
Yes. And the weirdness is escalating (turns on the projector) because the time of Nibiru is upon us. I discovered that my computer model of the Planispheric Disk perfectly mirrors the planets in our solar system. You can see they're coming into direct alignment. Plus, there is a tenth planet: Planet "X". It's getting closer, about to come into alignment behind Pluto. It will cause a massive gravitational disruption not seen in 5,000 years. The time of Nibiru happens in two days. And it's this disruption that makes the fabric between dimensions of time and space extremely weak. That's why the evil thing buried beneath Crystal Cove must be destroyed. We know that the Heart of the Jaguar is supposed to be able to destroy this Evil Entity and undo all of its evil.
We also know the Spanish conquistadors used the Planispheric Disk to map the Entity's double-triple secret location.
Plus, the Planispheric Disk showed us the location of four keys.
ShaggyLike, the old pistol, the helmet, the mortar bowl thingy, and a piece of old sail cloth.
It feels like we know a lot and nothing at the same time.
ShaggyLike, welcome to our world. (chuckles) Right, Scooby-Doo?
Yeah, we also know nothing. And we love it.
(dancing) We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha! We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha!
(The ground starts to shake)
Shaggy, Scooby, stop! Don't move!
(The ground opens the hole)
Good thing I had Jason Wyatt help me install this sound amplifying antenna in my binoculars. Let's listen in.
There's been no sign of her for weeks.
(The next scene depicts that Ricky is looking at the photo of Cassidy)
Who are you looking for?
Cassidy.
Maybe she finally gave up.
No, she would never give up. She's gone.
Of course she's gone. Anyone who crosses me gets eliminated.
Um, Professor Pericles, you promised you would surgically alter me back to my stunning self by now. I'm so old like this. How long do you plan on making me suffer?
I don't have time for such things. The treasure is almost within our grasp.
Besides, I'm the one who's suffering, not you, Judy.
How are you suffering, Brad?
Well, I'm the one who has to look at you all day, every day.
(gasps) That was very hurtful, Brad.
I'm sorry, Judy. I mean, grandma.
Well, at least I'm not walking around with that outrageous chin, Bradley.
Look at you, you're all coming unraveled. The closer we get to that treasure... (The next scene depicts that the gang is hearing the conversation of the old gang with amplifying binoculars) ...the more the curse takes over. Cassidy was right. She was right all along.
ShaggyLike, the old Mystery Incorporated dudes are totally losing it.
(The next scene depicts that Pericles lights the lamp, pointing the Planispheric Disk)
Zeek! Zeek! Die Zeit wird kommen! The time has almost arrived. (The lamp light passes through the holes in the Planispheric Disk pointing the right place) Focus all the digging on that spot. Und Ricky, when the entrance is found, have my Kriegstaffebots destroy all the workers. They have outlived their usefulness.
You monster! I'm not your trained monkey. I won't do it. I won't be a part of this madness anymore. (Pericles tortures Ricky with by pressing the button on Cobra larvae) Aah! Aah! Aah! Yes, pro--master. Whatever you command. I will-- have... (The next scene depicts the gang is hearing Ricky's words, shocked) ...the Kriegstaffebots destroy them all. Not one person from Crystal Cove will be left alive.
All my years of searching to find this door! I have done it! It will lead us to the treasure and more. Soon, very soon, the world as we know it will never be the same again. Niemals! (puts the Planispheric Disk in the gate, making it open)
Professor, won't the kids just follow us in?
Yes, they will. Und I need them too. I need Scooby-Doo. If I'm to take control of the great power below, the dog must be destroyed at just the right moment. Come! My destiny awaits. Und holen sie mir die Schachtel! (To Kriegstaffebots)
(The old gang and Kriegstaffebots enter the cave)
(The gang keeps the artifacts including Heart of the Jaguar)
All right, gang, now let's see where this uber mystery really leads. Ready?
Ready.
ShaggyLike, ready.
Ready.
Professor Pericles is gonna regret the day he ever messed with Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
(The gang enters the cave)
(watching the old gang and Kriegstaffebots through binoculars) They're on the move.
(The gang is walking after the old gang)
ShaggyLike, Scooby-Doo, old pal, this is it. (grabs the burger sandwich from the backpack)
The last hamburger.
ShaggyWe've already eaten all of our snacks. I was saving this for an emergency.
This is an emergency. That's the last hamburger. (Shaggy eats the burger sandwich in half and he eats the other half) Ahh. Looks like we're roughing it from here, Raggy.
(Shaggy and Scooby are watching the giant gate through binoculars)
ShaggyLike, dig those crazy symbols on those Gigantico doors.
(terrified) The dream world.
ShaggyThe what world?
The dream world. The keys. Everything we saw, it finally makes sense.
Professor Karen did say that the dream world would show us what we needed to find.
And it showed each of us the keys.
And what they were for.
The fourth key is the element of air.
The third key is the element of Earth.
The second key is the element of water.
And the first key is the element of fire. Each one of the 4 keys opens a gate leading down. That first gate is covered with alchemy symbols for air.
But if that's the first gate, why is it attached to the fourth key?
Because it's in reverse.
ShaggyOf course it is. Like, why would any of this make sense?
It makes perfect sense, Shaggy. We're working outside in. (shows the 4 keys from the backpack) This is the fourth gate. The next one will be the third. And then the second. And then ultimately the first.
And then... the Evil Entity.
(Shaggy and Scooby are shuddering)
(The gang walks to the second gate)
ShaggyLike, the second gate.
(looks at the balance rock) Hmm... Somebody hand me the mortar bowl.
ShaggyLike, Fred is really in his element here, huh?
Pun intended.
(Shaggy gives Scooby the mortar bowl, then Scooby gives it to Fred)
Earth.
ShaggyLike, dudes, where are we?
And for that matter, where the heck have we been for the last two keys?
We're traveling through different dimensions. An intriguing feature of string theory and advanced physics is that it predicts extra dimensions. In classical string theory, the number of dimensions is not fixed by any consistency criterion.
ShaggyWhat is she talking about?
You're asking me?
The Planispheric Disk not only maps 3-dimensional space, but the fourth dimension of time and beyond. Worlds between worlds.
ShaggyLike, dude, that's all well and good...
Even if we don't understand a word of it.
ShaggyBut, like, how are we gonna find the last gate?
Yeah. All I see is water. Endless water!
Jinkies. Shaggy and Scooby are right.
We're trapped in the middle of nowhere WITH NO WAY OUT!
ShaggyI can't take it! I can't take it!
It's okay, Raggy.
ShaggyNo, Scoob, it is not okay! We're totally lost at sea. No, wait. Correction! Lost on an interdimensional sea, alone and adrift between universes. Dudes, life is completely turned upside down.
Upside down. Shaggy Rogers, you're a genius.
ShaggyLike...like, huh?
It's not up, it's down. The gate is down.
Oh. (puts his head in the water and realizes that the next gate is below, then emerges) Hey, look.
(Daphne, Scooby, Shaggy and Daphne put their heads in the water then emerge)
Jeepers. You think the fourth gate is down there?
Only one way to find out. Come on, gang. (jumps into the water)
VelmaMindy Cohn · 133 quotes
DaphneGrey DeLisle · 130 quotes
SScooby108 quotes
Sheriff StonePatrick Warburton · 31 quotes
PericlesUdo Kier · 28 quotes
Mayor JonesGary Cole · 19 quotes
RRicky16 quotes
BradTim Matheson · 13 quotes
JudyTia Carrere · 12 quotes
CassidyKimberly Brooks · 10 quotes
ANAnnunaki Nova9 quotes
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