Angie Dinkley quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Velma

Welcome to the Crystal Cove haunted tour. I'm your ghoulish guide Velma. The first documented case of the curse of Crystal Cove is from 1630, when a garrison of Spanish conquistadors mysteriously vanished from the harbor.

Oh, that is so scary! Where did they go?

Velma

What part of the word "mystery" didn't you understand? The curse struck again in 1765 when an entire town of missionaries likewise disappeared. Anyway, things were pretty quiet until 100 years later, when Cletus Darrow found gold here and renamed the town Crystal Cove. Most people thought the curse had been lifted, until the entire Darrow family disappeared one Halloween and was never seen again. (Velma plays a tape of the Darrow family screaming) Moving on. (Velma leads the tourists inside to the exhibits) Since the disappearance of the Darrow family, Crystal Cove has been a hub of paranormal activity. You might recognize some of our more famous visitors. Ghostly deep sea diver Captain Cutler, Miner '49er, Charlie the Haunted Robot, and who could forget the terrifying stylings of Space Kook? Not me.

Oh! How frightening!

Oh! Absolutely blood-curdling.

Velma

Not really. They all turned out to be fakes. (The tourists gasp and talk amongst themselves) Yep. Captain Cutler, was just some guy who was hijacking boats. Miner '49er's real name was Hank. Charlie belongs to Mr. Jenkins who thought it would be easier to run an amusement park with a crazy robot. And Space Kook? Oh! Don't get me started! (Angie and Dale cover Velma's mouth)

Thank you, Velma. Well, that concludes the terror-ific tour.

Angie

Don't forget to stop in at the haunted snack shop for souvenirs and your complimentary undead sipper cup. (The tourists run off) What do you think you were doing?

Are you trying to destroy our business?

Velma

Reboot, parentals. I was just being honest.

Those were isolated incidents in Crystal Cove's otherwise-unblemished supernatural past of hauntings and paranormal happenings.

Velma

Your generation's belief, not mine. My generation, we only got one thing on our minds…

Shaggy

It's time to see who this ancient jade mask wearing weirdo really is. (unmasks Priestess)

Professor Andelusossa?

Angie Dinkley

Enrique!

Velma

He was staring us in the face all along. When the men in the village thought I was my mom, it was clear that no one was able to forget her over all these years. Then there were the vines. This plant isn't native to the Yucatan. Only someone with a background in gardening could have cultivated it and made it grow so quickly. Professor Andelusossa's first job was as a gardener. Finally, the vines on the boat had been tied to the wheel. The boat had been scuttled to make it look like the Professor had been attacked.

Angie Dinkley

But why, Enrique?

For love. Angie, when you left me that summer decades ago, you took my heart with you. Every night seems like I dreamed of you. When you called asking about the Heart of the Jaguar, I knew it was my only chance to lure you back, and find out if you still cared for me.

So you decided to test her love by crushing her with fast-growing killer plants! Wow. That's exactly what I would have done.

Daphne

Oh, Freddie. That's so romantic. In your usual, unique kind of way.

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if... (sighs) if you had really loved me.

Angie Dinkley

Oh, Enrique, sweetie, that was all years ago. There's only one man I ever truly loved, and that's my husband, Mr. Dinkley.

(arrives) Enrique, you are not a man! You're a fool! (spits saliva to Fred's head)

Daw! Ugh!

Mrs. Dinkley, you have won. You can have him!

Angie Dinkley

But I don't want him.

(arrives) Then I'll take him!

Huh?!

Daphne

Who are you?

Tomina Kasanski. Call sign: Ice princess. I've been tracking you ever since you left Crystal Cove.

Shaggy

Like, why?

Mayor Nettles

(arrives) Because I asked her to.

Huh?

Angie Dinkley

Huh?

Mayor Nettles?

Mayor Nettles

Lieutenant Kasanski is an old friend of mine from Fighter Weapons School. (she and Tomina Kasanski clapped their hands)

Velma

But why are you following us?

Mayor Nettles

Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but three days ago, I had a nightmare that told me you were in trouble and that I had to come to the Yucatan to help you get some spear thingie.

The Heart of the Jaguar.

Mayor Nettles

Yeah, that! I'm supposed to help you get it back over the border and home to Crystal Cove.

Velma

Okay, that's it. I give up.

Grab your prisoner and let's haul. I got a c130 waiting in an air strip 30 clicks from here. (takes Prof. Andelusossa into custody)

Well, gang, let's go home. We have an Evil Entity to destroy.

Angie Dinkley

Dear, is something wrong?

Velma

Well, it's just that, everything that's been happening lately, I've always thought I could count on logic; deductive reasoning, facts. But all that's gone. I never believed in the supernatural like you did, and...

Angie Dinkley

Oh, sweetie, you were never wrong. Believe in yourself. Everything will work out just fine. (Velma hugs her) Now, come on. I've been wearing the same girdle for five days in the jungle, and I really need to get a change of clothes.