It's time to see who this ancient jade mask wearing weirdo really is. (unmasks Priestess)
Professor Andelusossa?
Enrique!
He was staring us in the face all along. When the men in the village thought I was my mom, it was clear that no one was able to forget her over all these years. Then there were the vines. This plant isn't native to the Yucatan. Only someone with a background in gardening could have cultivated it and made it grow so quickly. Professor Andelusossa's first job was as a gardener. Finally, the vines on the boat had been tied to the wheel. The boat had been scuttled to make it look like the Professor had been attacked.
But why, Enrique?
For love. Angie, when you left me that summer decades ago, you took my heart with you. Every night seems like I dreamed of you. When you called asking about the Heart of the Jaguar, I knew it was my only chance to lure you back, and find out if you still cared for me.
So you decided to test her love by crushing her with fast-growing killer plants! Wow. That's exactly what I would have done.
Oh, Freddie. That's so romantic. In your usual, unique kind of way.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if... (sighs) if you had really loved me.
Oh, Enrique, sweetie, that was all years ago. There's only one man I ever truly loved, and that's my husband, Mr. Dinkley.
(arrives) Enrique, you are not a man! You're a fool! (spits saliva to Fred's head)
Daw! Ugh!
Mrs. Dinkley, you have won. You can have him!
But I don't want him.
(arrives) Then I'll take him!
Huh?!
Who are you?
Tomina Kasanski. Call sign: Ice princess. I've been tracking you ever since you left Crystal Cove.
Like, why?
(arrives) Because I asked her to.
Huh?
Huh?
Mayor Nettles?
Lieutenant Kasanski is an old friend of mine from Fighter Weapons School. (she and Tomina Kasanski clapped their hands)
But why are you following us?
Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but three days ago, I had a nightmare that told me you were in trouble and that I had to come to the Yucatan to help you get some spear thingie.
The Heart of the Jaguar.
Yeah, that! I'm supposed to help you get it back over the border and home to Crystal Cove.
Okay, that's it. I give up.
Grab your prisoner and let's haul. I got a c130 waiting in an air strip 30 clicks from here. (takes Prof. Andelusossa into custody)
Well, gang, let's go home. We have an Evil Entity to destroy.
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