Get me out of this. He's the fake.
They're, like, identical, right down to the ascot.
Which one's the real Fred?
(to Evil Fred) Freddie, how do you feel about me?
What do you mean? You're my love, Daphne. I'm crazy about you.
(to Fred) And you?
Uh, gosh. Gee, Daph, you know, I-- well, I guess aside from traps and solving mysteries, um... er, my stomach's getting hurty.
Oh, Freddie. It's you! (kisses Fred)
(Velma shuts down the magnetic machine, Evil Fred and Fred fall down to the floor)
Well, if you're so smart, then who am I really?
You're one of the most heartless criminals Mystery Inc. has ever faced. Aren't you, dad? (tries to unmask Evil Fred but realizes it's not a mask)
Ow! It's not a mask, you imbecile. I had plastic surgery to look like you. You would have spotted a mask too quickly.
I don't know what you think you were doing. You're supposed to be my father. But how could you try to impersonate me when you know absolutely nothing about me?
If he's Brad, that makes you Fred's sneaky criminal mom, Judy. (tries to unmask Old Daphne but realizes it's not a mask either)
Ouch! Watch it. I had plastic surgery, too.
I know.
Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves? (chuckles) But, like, why?
Yeah. Why?
For the treasure. What else? It was the genius mind of Professor Pericles that thought up the whole plan. Wasn't it, Judy?
That's right, Brad. While we went under the knife, Professor Pericles had Mr. E arrange for the Crystal Cove studio to be changed into an exact replica of the town.
Except more end of the world-ish, obviously.
I hate to be the one to point this out, but that's just crazy.
(shows up) Is it, Velma? Or is it so brilliant you cannot begin to fathom its true genius?
Professor Pericles?
You failed, Professor. You'll never get your filthy talons on this disk.
On the contrary, Frederick. You are going to hand it over to me, along with my associates, your dear parents, or else I will destroy the one thing you care about most.
Zoinks!
(2 Kriegstaffebots grab her) Freddie!
Fine. You win. Take it.
Excellent. (takes the Planispheric Disk) Auf Wiedersehen, you beautiful kinder.
(2 Kriegstaffebots throw Daphne into Fred and leave)
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