It's time to see who this ancient jade mask wearing weirdo really is. (unmasks Priestess)
SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred
Professor Andelusossa?
He was staring us in the face all along. When the men in the village thought I was my mom, it was clear that no one was able to forget her over all these years. Then there were the vines. This plant isn't native to the Yucatan. Only someone with a background in gardening could have cultivated it and made it grow so quickly. Professor Andelusossa's first job was as a gardener. Finally, the vines on the boat had been tied to the wheel. The boat had been scuttled to make it look like the Professor had been attacked.
PAProf. Andelusossa
For love. Angie, when you left me that summer decades ago, you took my heart with you. Every night seems like I dreamed of you. When you called asking about the Heart of the Jaguar, I knew it was my only chance to lure you back, and find out if you still cared for me.
So you decided to test her love by crushing her with fast-growing killer plants! Wow. That's exactly what I would have done.
DaphneOh, Freddie. That's so romantic. In your usual, unique kind of way.
PAProf. Andelusossa
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if... (sighs) if you had really loved me.
Oh, Enrique, sweetie, that was all years ago. There's only one man I ever truly loved, and that's my husband, Mr. Dinkley.
AMrs. Andelusossa
(arrives) Enrique, you are not a man! You're a fool! (spits saliva to Fred's head)
AMrs. Andelusossa
Mrs. Dinkley, you have won. You can have him!
UWUnknown woman
(arrives) Then I'll take him!
AAAngie, Mrs. Andelusossa and Prof. Andelusossa
Huh?!
Daphne
Who are you?
UWUnknown woman
Tomina Kasanski. Call sign: Ice princess. I've been tracking you ever since you left Crystal Cove.
(arrives) Because I asked her to.
Lieutenant Kasanski is an old friend of mine from Fighter Weapons School. (she and Tomina Kasanski clapped their hands)
But why are you following us?
Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but three days ago, I had a nightmare that told me you were in trouble and that I had to come to the Yucatan to help you get some spear thingie.
Yeah, that! I'm supposed to help you get it back over the border and home to Crystal Cove.
Okay, that's it. I give up.
TKTomina Kasanski
Grab your prisoner and let's haul. I got a c130 waiting in an air strip 30 clicks from here. (takes Prof. Andelusossa into custody)
Well, gang, let's go home. We have an Evil Entity to destroy.
(The gang and Mayor Nettles drive the Mystery Machine in the city, with no people and the damaged freeway)
Daphne
What happened to the street?
It looks like some kind of earthquake.
Like, zoinks. Where is everybody?
(Sheriff Stone runs to the Mystery Machine, scared, Fred stops driving)
THEY'RE GONE! EVERYONE! GOOOOOONE!
(Everyone is shocked)
Focus, people. There are lives at stake. Something has taken my mom and the rest of Crystal Cove.
It even took my Nova from the hospital.
Daphne
What kind of horrible monster would snatch a sweet little dog in a coma?
I know. Nova! Nova! (sobbing)
Quick, Scoob. Drown your sorrows in this pint of triple fudge cookie dough caramel chip. (gives the cookie to Scooby)
Thanks, Raggy. I needed that.
As I was saying, I suspect this mystery is connected to the Evil Entity buried under Crystal Cove.
Like, hold on. You said you didn't buy into all this stuff.
Well, I still don't. But my mom helped me see the light and be more open. Maybe this is all science fiction, but a lot of science fiction turns out to be science fact. They laughed at Jules Verne when he wrote about submarines and going to the moon.
Like, they used submarines to go to the moon?
One thing is clear, this isn't the boogeyman, a vampire, werewolves, or an evil leprechaun. This is an extra dimensional intelligent being we're facing. It's real.
Wow, Velm. Like, that must have been some talk with your mom.
It made me remember that the advanced sciences have long accepted the possibility of other dimension. Now I guess things have gotten a lot less theoretical.
Daphne
So you think having the evil intelligence under Crystal Cove could be why this town that is so weird?
Yes. And the weirdness is escalating (turns on the projector) because the time of Nibiru is upon us. I discovered that my computer model of the Planispheric Disk perfectly mirrors the planets in our solar system. You can see they're coming into direct alignment. Plus, there is a tenth planet: Planet "X". It's getting closer, about to come into alignment behind Pluto. It will cause a massive gravitational disruption not seen in 5,000 years. The time of Nibiru happens in two days. And it's this disruption that makes the fabric between dimensions of time and space extremely weak. That's why the evil thing buried beneath Crystal Cove must be destroyed. We know that the Heart of the Jaguar is supposed to be able to destroy this Evil Entity and undo all of its evil.
We also know the Spanish conquistadors used the Planispheric Disk to map the Entity's double-triple secret location.
Daphne
Plus, the Planispheric Disk showed us the location of four keys.
Like, the old pistol, the helmet, the mortar bowl thingy, and a piece of old sail cloth.
Daphne
It feels like we know a lot and nothing at the same time.
Like, welcome to our world. (chuckles) Right, Scooby-Doo?
Yeah, we also know nothing. And we love it.
SSShaggy and Scooby
(dancing) We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha! We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha!
(The ground starts to shake)
Shaggy, Scooby, stop! Don't move!
(The ground opens the hole)
All my years of searching to find this door! I have done it! It will lead us to the treasure and more. Soon, very soon, the world as we know it will never be the same again. Niemals! (puts the Planispheric Disk in the gate, making it open)
Professor, won't the kids just follow us in?
Yes, they will. Und I need them too. I need Scooby-Doo. If I'm to take control of the great power below, the dog must be destroyed at just the right moment. Come! My destiny awaits. Und holen sie mir die Schachtel! (To Kriegstaffebots)
(The old gang and Kriegstaffebots enter the cave)
(The gang keeps the artifacts including Heart of the Jaguar)
All right, gang, now let's see where this uber mystery really leads. Ready?
Daphne
Ready.
Professor Pericles is gonna regret the day he ever messed with Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
(The gang enters the cave)
(Shaggy and Scooby are watching the giant gate through binoculars)
Like, dig those crazy symbols on those Gigantico doors.
(terrified) The dream world.
The dream world. The keys. Everything we saw, it finally makes sense.
Daphne
Professor Karen did say that the dream world would show us what we needed to find.
And it showed each of us the keys.
Daphne
The fourth key is the element of air.
The third key is the element of Earth.
The second key is the element of water.
And the first key is the element of fire. Each one of the 4 keys opens a gate leading down. That first gate is covered with alchemy symbols for air.
Daphne
But if that's the first gate, why is it attached to the fourth key?
Of course it is. Like, why would any of this make sense?
It makes perfect sense, Shaggy. We're working outside in. (shows the 4 keys from the backpack) This is the fourth gate. The next one will be the third. And then the second. And then ultimately the first.
Daphne
And then... the Evil Entity.
(Shaggy and Scooby are shuddering)
(watches the pocket clock) All right, you Mystery Incorporated. I know you're out there and you have the key.
(The gang hides behind the rock)
Even if the Mystery Incorporated kids are out there, what makes you think you can make them do what you want?
(chuckles) Because, my dear Ricky, everyone has their weakness. (speaks German)
(Kriegstaffebot grabs Marcie out of trunk as a hostage)
Good kinder. Now, come cooperate and I will not harm the Hot Dog Water.
(looks at the fourth key) I'll do it. I'll go.
Daphne
No, we all go together. No splitting up. Never again.
(Fred smiles at Daphne)
(The gang walks near the first gate)
Ahh, the fourth key. I know you had found them. Here, allow my Kriegstaffebots to open the gate. It is very dangerous.
(Kriegstaffebot tries to take the fourth key)
I don't need your help, Pericles.
(to the gang) If this gate is what I think it is, and I think it's a big fat trap, it might work in our favor. Hold on to something.
(The gang walks to the second gate)
(looks at the balance rock) Hmm... Somebody hand me the mortar bowl.
Like, Fred is really in his element here, huh?
Daphne
Pun intended.
(Shaggy gives Scooby the mortar bowl, then Scooby gives it to Fred)
Like, dudes, where are we?
Daphne
And for that matter, where the heck have we been for the last two keys?
We're traveling through different dimensions. An intriguing feature of string theory and advanced physics is that it predicts extra dimensions. In classical string theory, the number of dimensions is not fixed by any consistency criterion.
What is she talking about?
The Planispheric Disk not only maps 3-dimensional space, but the fourth dimension of time and beyond. Worlds between worlds.
Like, dude, that's all well and good...
Even if we don't understand a word of it.
But, like, how are we gonna find the last gate?
Yeah. All I see is water. Endless water!
Jinkies. Shaggy and Scooby are right.
Daphne
We're trapped in the middle of nowhere WITH NO WAY OUT!
I can't take it! I can't take it!
No, Scoob, it is not okay! We're totally lost at sea. No, wait. Correction! Lost on an interdimensional sea, alone and adrift between universes. Dudes, life is completely turned upside down.
Upside down. Shaggy Rogers, you're a genius.
It's not up, it's down. The gate is down.
Oh. (puts his head in the water and realizes that the next gate is below, then emerges) Hey, look.
(Daphne, Scooby, Shaggy and Daphne put their heads in the water then emerge)
Daphne
Jeepers. You think the fourth gate is down there?
Only one way to find out. Come on, gang. (jumps into the water)
(The gang walks to the fourth gate)
Daphne
The last gate.
This is it. We made it, gang.
I don't like what's waiting for us beyond that door.
Pure evil. That we must destroy with the Heart of the Jaguar.
Wait. If things prove to be bigger than us, I just want to tell you guys--
Daphne
No. Nothing is bigger than us. It's the 5 of us. We can do this together.
(The gang join hands)
Here, let me do the honors.
(Fred gives Shaggy the old flintlock pistol)
(Shaggy nervously shoots the flintlock at the gate, the bullet ricochets around the place)
I don't get it. The key didn't work.
Daphne
That's because the flintlock itself isn't the key. (puts the flintlock near the gate, the flint shines) Look, it's the flint.
Daphne, you figured it out, you do the honors.
(Daphne slots the flint into an opening on the lock and the fourth gate opens)
Whoa. This place is like mega creepy and scary. Is it too late to turn back?
(The gang finally walks to the cursed treasure discovered)
(grabs the Heart of the Jaguar) Hmm? What do I do now?
(locked in a crystal sarcophagus) Open the sarcophagus.
Turn the lock. Set me free.
We aren't here to free you.
We're here to destroy you.
Destroy me? Never. You have no choice. This is your destiny. Everything you have done, you have done for me. I brought you together as I brought all those together before you. I made you into friends. Forced you into a group. I am the author of your every hope and dream. All to this purpose: you set me free.
Like, is this--this evil telling the truth? Like our whole life, our friendship has been a lie?
Maybe everything we think we know, none of it is real.
Daphne
No. I--I refuse to believe it. (takes Fred's hand) My love for Fred is real. I know it. And I love you all. You're my best friends.
Daphne's right. Every word this thing spits out is a lie. (to Scooby) Destroy it.
This ends now. We'll never set you free.
(shows up) That's too bad... (The old gang arrives with Kriegstaffebots) ...because I will.
(Scooby prepares to destroy the sarcophagus with the Heart of the Jaguar, but Pericles snatches it with his paws)
(Kriegstaffebots hold the gang and Pericles opens the sarcophagus)
The time of Nibiru has come. (comes out of the sarcophagus and laughs)
(laughs) Free! Free! I have been trapped too long. (laughs) (grabs Scooby-Doo)
Hey! What are you doing to Scoob? Hey!
Shaggy, help! (Fred and Shaggy tried to save Scooby but the Evil Entity hit them away from him)
Do not fight. The dog must die and be reborn as a vessel to my darkness. You should give me form. I shall walk this world a giant.
Nein! Nein! Forget the dog! Consume me. Give me the power!
(The Evil Entity seizes Pericles and pours its essence into his body, causing him to grow into a dark green giant)
(laughs) After all these years I am unstoppable! (laughs again)
Dude! Somehow that parrot just keeps on getting creepier!
(last words) Und I shall finally be rid of the Mystery Incorporated kinder! (The Evil Entity proceeds to subdue his consciousness) Aah! Something's wrong! What--WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! AAAAAAHHHH!!
(The Evil Entity kills Pericles, mutating the parrot's body into a massive squid-like monster with horns and laughs)
The bird is gone. I am flesh now! Flesh!
(last words) Oh, mighty one!
(last words) We are ready to serve.
Good, for I hunger. (consumes Brad and Judy alive to increase its own strength, the gang is totally shocked) I am your master now. (The Kriegstaffebots answers in German language) Bring the humans closer so that I may feast upon them and grow powerful enough to break my bonds. (The Kriegstaffebots aim at the gang)
Daphne
I think now would be a very good time to--
(The gang and Ricky flee but Shaggy stops)
Like, Scooby-Doo! Where are you?! (starts running)
(Scooby-Doo attempts to destroy the Evil Entity with the Heart of the Jaguar, it breaks)
(laughs again, almost grabbed Scooby-Doo while he's running away from him) You cannot escape! You are powerless against me!
You underestimate my strength. I should consume you and grow in power!
(The gang looks at each other, the Kriegstaffebot aims at them, Ricky decapitates it with a sword)
Daphne
Way to go, Mr. E.
Run, kids! Get out of here now!
(The Evil Entity grabs Ricky)
Hang on, E! We'll save you!
(last words) It's too late for me, Velma.
(The Evil Entity consumes Ricky alive)
Now it is your turn! (tries to grab the gang but its tentacles are blocked by a shield of blue energy that appears around them)
Like, what was up with that?
I need more. I shall feast upon all of Crystal Cove!
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