Daphne quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Daphne

We have to do something!

Shaggy

Yeah, but like, what?

Velma

What about the spear, the Heart of the Jaguar?

It's broken. It's just a stick.

The Heart is us. It's always been us.

Velma

Jinkies! Scooby's right. It can't devour us now and it couldn't touch us earlier, remember?

Daphne

Not when we stood together.

The 5 of us.

Velma

Our friendship.

Daphne

Our love for one another.

Shaggy

Like, that's the true Heart of the Jaguar.

And that is something that monster can never take away. Something it can never defeat. It's now or never. Let's do this.

Velma

Wait. Think it through. The Entity is still drawing power from the crystal sarcophagus.

Daphne

It's some kind of portal between dimensions.

That means if we shatter it, then we cut that thing's lifeline.

Evil Entity

(still consuming people) They must be stopped! Bring me them!

Gang, as a team. Go!

Daph! (gives the stick to Daphne)

Daphne

Velma! Catch! (gives the stick to Velma)

Velma

Shaggy! (gives the stick to Shaggy)

Shaggy

Finish him, Scooby-Doo!

Evil Entity

(gasps) (The crystal sarcophagus is broken, opens up a vortex) (last words) NOOOOOO!!! (The vortex begins to suck everything into it, except for the gang) No! It cannot be! IT SHALL NOT BE! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Shaggy

Like, whoa! Dudes!

Velma

The town looks untouched. We--we did it! (The gang cheers) We saved Crystal Cove!

We destroyed the monster!

Daphne

Let's celebrate!

Yeah, celebrate.

Sheriff Stone

(arrives with Mayor Nettles and four children) Hey, you kids. Nice to see you out and about on such a lovely day.

Velma

Sheriff Stone?

Shaggy

Like, dudes, where did that pint-sized posse come from?

Sheriff Stone

Mayor wife and I are taking the kids down to the beach.

Daphne

Mayor wife? Kids?

Mayor Nettles

You seem awfully forgetful, Daphne. I hope you remember you promised to baby-sit tomorrow night.

Sheriff Stone

Now, Eastwood, Norris and little Billy Jack need to be asleep by 8:00. Linda Carter here can stay up as long as she likes on account of her being more adorable than her brothers.

Mayor Nettles

Oh, we better run. See you tomorrow. (leaves with Sheriff Stone and four children)

Velma

OK, that was odd.

Gang, look at the sign.

Daphne

Didn't it always used to say "The Most Hauntedest Place on Earth"?

Shaggy

And like, check out that sign.

(reads the Darrow Mansion's sign) "Visit historic Darrow Mansion"?

Velma

Darrow Mansion sank underground.

Daphne

And Danny Darrow was some kind of horrible old troll, remember? I mean, wasn't he?

(scared) Duh! What's going on?! (jumps into Shaggy's arms)

Velma

Scooby, I think that's exactly what we need to find out.

Mom, dad, be honest. Are you sure you two have never touched a trap in your entire lives?

Brad

Traps? Fred, you know we're both...

Judy

Obstetricians. We bring babies into the world.

Brad

Happy babies, Judy.

Judy

Thank you, Brad, happy babies.

Daphne

But that still doesn't explain why you're here, mom and dad.

Oh, it's simple, dear.

Nan

We're planning your wedding.

Our wedding?

Nan

Why, princess, you're almost 18. High time you tied the knot.

I only wish we could find more perfect specimens of manhood like Fred for your underachieving sisters.

Daphne

Huh?

Velma

With no actuality of wave function collapse, alternative histories and futures are real. I know why everything's different. We destroyed the Entity and by destroying it, it was as if it never existed. So, everything it touched: All the evil, all of the curse, all of the losers in rubber masks and the dumb monster attractions, none of it ever happened. By destroying the Evil Entity, we created an entirely different timeline.

Daphne

Our neighbors, our families, they've never been negatively influenced by the Evil Entity.

Shaggy

It's come undone, all of it. Our actions created a better world where we all have normal and productive lives.

Daphne

Lives that really aren't ours.

Worse than that, gang, we've created a world without mysteries.

Velma

What kind of a world doesn't have mysteries?

A world where we don't belong.

Daphne

What do we do now?

Well, I just got this disc from Miskatonic University. Might as well see what it is.

Harlan Ellison here. You can call me Mr. E. I know who you kids are and I know that you created an alternate timeline by destroying that Evil Entity. How do I know this? How you ask in your purblind ignorance? It's obvious as antlers on a Chihuahua. I'm a genius! All my years of writing speculative fiction has hyper tuned my psychic mnemonic connection with alternate dimensions. That's why I am able to remember every timeline ever created. And believe me, this has happened before, but you kids have slipped the time stream with me. Very rare. You're very strange. That's why I sent you this message. I've taken up residence as professor of sub-nuclear sciences at Miskatonic University. (shows the university from the window) I want you in my class next semester. I've already got you all admitted, even that weird dog. There's a lot of meddling to do and a lot of mysteries out there that need solving. Don't miss it.

Hold the phone!

Daphne

Jeepers!

Velma

Jinkies!

Shaggy

Zoinks!

Velma

Miskatonic University? Amazing!

Daphne

But it's all the way on the other side of the country.

Daphne

How are we going to get there?

We'll drive, starting right now. And we'll stop and solve every mystery we find along the way.

Ooh! A mystery solving road trip! Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

Shaggy

Like, can we also stop and eat at every burger place and pizza joint we find along the way, too?

Absolutely. But first, we need to do something about this van.