I have to do everything. Leave my coffee, drive the car, get shot.
S1 E15The Mole
S1 E16Savior
Um, Rosemary? Not Rosemary. Sounds like Rosemary. Mrs. Marsten, could you give me a little hint? No, of course you couldn't. Um. . . . Rosebud! Rosebud. Rosebud, of course.
MMrs. Marsten
Have a nice day, Mrs. King.
Yeah. Poor Fred. What about you, Amanda? When did you actually find out about the bomb?
Oh. Just before it didn't go off.
S1 E17The Artful Dodger
Ooh, Amanda, dear, is that why you're busy tonight? Very busy, apparently, hmm?
Amanda, do you know what that is?
Yes, it's a, um, it's a friendship ring.
No, it's a Concubine ring.
No, it isn't, it's a friendship ring.
It's a Concubine ring, there's a whole collection of them in the Topkapi Museum, I know that for a fact.
Yes, I know that, I know that. I know that. It's a friendship ring. It was given to me by a friend, and therefore it is . . . simply . . . a friendship ring.
Okay. Sure. Friendship.
Nobody's blaming you, Amanda. The Dodger's a very sharp operator. How did he arrange to meet you?
He didn't. I mean, I don't think he did. His car stalled behind mine when I was shopping
I don't believe this. I don't believe it.
Well, anyway, so we got out and we were talking while we waited for the car club and he seemed nice and friendly and...
Oh, yeah, and he picked you up.
He did not pick me up!
He did not give you a phone number?
No, he didn't give me a phone number, he always called me.
And that didn't tip you off? Oh, come on, Amanda, married guys and weirdos. They don't give you phone numbers.
Would you like a straw?
Uh, no. No, a straw wouldn't look right with soup.
S1 E18Filming Raul
It's funny, I never knew that coat made me look so --
Big. Oh, it doesn't.
Hey, come on, Amanda, look. You're going to be all right. You're protected by the best there is in the business.
I don't want the best there is, I want you.
Oh.
I'm sorry, that didn't come out the way that I meant it.
Oh, thanks a lot.
S1 E19Fearless Dotty
What happened to you?
I was mugged.
You were what?!
I was mugged. In the middle of the street, broad daylight.
That's terrible!
That's funny. You know, the same thing happened to me just last week. I was outside the airport making a surveillance pass and all of a sudden I felt this big arm lock around my neck from behind.
What did you do?
Oh, I spiked his instep with my heel, thumbed his eyesockets, pressed my forearm against his larynx, and then brought up my knee in a lifting motion.
I just screamed.
Hm. So did he.
You can't be too cavalier about knees and elbows. They are very tricky propositions.
Amanda, I don't know why you work for a company that won't give you office space. I mean you're never going to meet anyone working at home.
Mother, I don't want to meet anyone right now.
Amanda, that doesn't make sense. How can you not want to meet someone you've never even seen?
S1 E20Weekend
What are you looking for?
My room.
This is your room.
Then where is your room?
It's also my room. It's our room.
Oh no
S2 E1To Catch A Mongoose
Are you okay?
Yes, I’ve never seen Trafalgar Square before, it’d help if I could move around a bit.
If you move around he could kill you.
Well there’s a lot to see from here too.
Oh, thank heavens -- you're okay!
I will be when you get off my arm.
So it’s called good guy/bad guy?
Right, one guy questions the suspect meanwhile the other guy plays nice as a buffer to the mean guy.
Which side is the good guy on?
The bad guys.
But he’s really good?
Right.
Then who’s really bad?
The bad guy – ah the suspect, got it?
Sure but it’s too complicated, I think maybe I should just talk to Conrad he always used to confide in me, he even told me once that he wears his undershorts inside out so that the seams wouldn’t scratch him.
Hmm well – underwear is not on the schedule today could we please try to stick to the proven technique?
Right good guy/bad guy – Ah Lee, it makes me feel just awful when I have to shout at the boys so I think I should probably be the good guy and if you don’t mind you should be the bad guy
Good Idea.
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