Amanda quotes from Scarecrow and Mrs. King

Amanda

Phillip, do not hit your brother in the head with trash!

Amanda

When I told you not to call, I didn't mean you could come sit in my bushes!

Amanda

The weasel-faced man! Are we gonna smoke him out?

Amanda

You know, this reminds me of a place I lived in when I was in college. Mother saw it and she made me move.

Amanda

Is it legal in this state to grow penicillin?

Amanda

I don't know how anyone could mistake me for you, you're so much taller.

Amanda

Oh, that's all right. Look, how often does a suburban lady like me get to drink vodka with the KGB and eat beans on Christmas.

Amanda

Look Lee, I know you're upset but you had to tell them who we are, I mean you can’t have the police think that we are just tourists that go around and shoot people.

Lee

Just walk with me.

Amanda

I certainly will not!

Amanda

I don't want to buy a ticket. Do you know what I have on under this coat? A nightgown! [All the men on the train look up at her.] Do you think I expected to be on this train?

Where did you expect to be?

Dotty

You are awfully fixed up.

Amanda

Mother, all I did was comb my hair and put on a little makeup.

Usually your hair is sorta frazzled.

Amanda

Usually I'm sorta frazzled, sweetheart.

Amanda

How did you find me?

Lee

We have ways.

Amanda

I thought only Nazis and spies said that.

Lee

Well, I'm not a Nazi.

Lee

You sure know the hot spots.

Amanda

Well, we couldn't exactly meet in the grocery store, could we? Anyway, isn't this where you guys meet? Like in sort of isolated places, kind of creepy and stuff?

Lee

Only when we wear trench coats.

Amanda

How am I doing?

Lee

You're doing just fine!

Amanda

Open your eyes!

Lee

What are you wearing?

Amanda

What do you care?