Francine, Amanda and others in “Fearless Dotty”

What happened to you?

I was mugged.

You were what?!

I was mugged. In the middle of the street, broad daylight.

That's terrible!

That's funny. You know, the same thing happened to me just last week. I was outside the airport making a surveillance pass and all of a sudden I felt this big arm lock around my neck from behind.

What did you do?

Oh, I spiked his instep with my heel, thumbed his eyesockets, pressed my forearm against his larynx, and then brought up my knee in a lifting motion.

I just screamed.

Hm. So did he.