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Scarecrow and Mrs. King · Season 1, Episode 17

“The Artful Dodger” quotes from Scarecrow and Mrs. King

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“The Artful Dodger” · Season 1, Episode 17

In this episode: Amanda (3), Lee Stetson (3), Francine Desmond (1), Billy Melrose (1)

Ooh, Amanda, dear, is that why you're busy tonight? Very busy, apparently, hmm?

Amanda, do you know what that is?

Yes, it's a, um, it's a friendship ring.

No, it's a Concubine ring.

No, it isn't, it's a friendship ring.

It's a Concubine ring, there's a whole collection of them in the Topkapi Museum, I know that for a fact.

Yes, I know that, I know that. I know that. It's a friendship ring. It was given to me by a friend, and therefore it is . . . simply . . . a friendship ring.

Okay. Sure. Friendship.

Nobody's blaming you, Amanda. The Dodger's a very sharp operator. How did he arrange to meet you?

He didn't. I mean, I don't think he did. His car stalled behind mine when I was shopping

I don't believe this. I don't believe it.

Well, anyway, so we got out and we were talking while we waited for the car club and he seemed nice and friendly and...

Oh, yeah, and he picked you up.

He did not pick me up!

He did not give you a phone number?

No, he didn't give me a phone number, he always called me.

And that didn't tip you off? Oh, come on, Amanda, married guys and weirdos. They don't give you phone numbers.

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