Lee Stetson quotes from Scarecrow and Mrs. King

Lee

Amanda, I think you ought to stay away from all of this. People in my business have years of training. It could get dangerous. Even worse, you could screw things up.

Lee

Billy, her brain has gone . . . blooey, zippo, casa de nada.

Lee

I have to do everything. Leave my coffee, drive the car, get shot.

Lee

I'm American... I like ice.

Lee

In some circles I have what are referred to as magic fingers – in fact the same neck rub once prompted a member of a particular royal family into making me an indelicate offer.

Lee

I shouldn’t complain but our marriage is kind of like working for the fire department… two days on and four days off.

Lee

Just walk with me.

Amanda

I certainly will not!

That's true, Billy. But, when a month goes by and your boys and girls, can't seem to do diddly, then Internal Affairs moves in to find the weak link.

Lee

I wish you wouldn't look at me when you say weak link

Lee

I bet she didn't give it to him.

Who? Who?

Lee

The lady I gave the package to.

You gave classified information to a stranger?! That violates every procedural ordinance ever written!

Lee

Dirk, I didn't want to lose the package.

Francine

It was the same ploy that Lee used in Munich in his brilliant rescue of Dr. Forbisher's formula. His methods might be unorthodox, but the Scarecrow always delivers.

Lee

I owe you a drink.

Francine

You owe me a dinner.

Amanda

How did you find me?

Lee

We have ways.

Amanda

I thought only Nazis and spies said that.

Lee

Well, I'm not a Nazi.

Lee

You sure know the hot spots.

Amanda

Well, we couldn't exactly meet in the grocery store, could we? Anyway, isn't this where you guys meet? Like in sort of isolated places, kind of creepy and stuff?

Lee

Only when we wear trench coats.

Amanda

How am I doing?

Lee

You're doing just fine!

Amanda

Open your eyes!

Lee

What are you wearing?

Amanda

What do you care?

Billy

Scarecrow. I think we've finally found you a partner.

Lee

Knock it off, Billy.

Francine

Oh, you two are darling together. I understand she knits or something.

Lee

I'd button it, Loose Lips.

Francine

Billy! It was after six o'clock. Bumpy Holcomb would already be in the yacht by that time, halfway through his soup course.

Lee

Bumpy?

Francine

To his more intimate friends, yes.

Lee

I'll never know what you see in that guy. He's hardly your type.

Francine

He's got money, looks, power, a house down in Rio. He's exactly my type.