What happened to you?
I was mugged.
You were what?!
I was mugged. In the middle of the street, broad daylight.
That's terrible!
That's funny. You know, the same thing happened to me just last week. I was outside the airport making a surveillance pass and all of a sudden I felt this big arm lock around my neck from behind.
What did you do?
Oh, I spiked his instep with my heel, thumbed his eyesockets, pressed my forearm against his larynx, and then brought up my knee in a lifting motion.
I just screamed.
Hm. So did he.
