Just walk with me.
I certainly will not!
S1 E1The First Time
I don't want to buy a ticket. Do you know what I have on under this coat? A nightgown! [All the men on the train look up at her.] Do you think I expected to be on this train?
CConductor
Where did you expect to be?
Well, I understand you gentlemen have to report to the principal's office.
Tag along, Francine.
Why do I have to go?
One of the chores of being my assistant is helping take the blame.
DDirk
That's true, Billy. But, when a month goes by and your boys and girls, can't seem to do diddly, then Internal Affairs moves in to find the weak link.
I wish you wouldn't look at me when you say weak link
I bet she didn't give it to him.
DDirk
Who? Who?
The lady I gave the package to.
DDirk
You gave classified information to a stranger?! That violates every procedural ordinance ever written!
Dirk, I didn't want to lose the package.
It was the same ploy that Lee used in Munich in his brilliant rescue of Dr. Forbisher's formula. His methods might be unorthodox, but the Scarecrow always delivers.
I owe you a drink.
You owe me a dinner.
You are awfully fixed up.
Mother, all I did was comb my hair and put on a little makeup.
Usually your hair is sorta frazzled.
Usually I'm sorta frazzled, sweetheart.
How did you find me?
We have ways.
I thought only Nazis and spies said that.
Well, I'm not a Nazi.
You sure know the hot spots.
Well, we couldn't exactly meet in the grocery store, could we? Anyway, isn't this where you guys meet? Like in sort of isolated places, kind of creepy and stuff?
Only when we wear trench coats.
Amanda, I think you ought to stay away from all of this. People in my business have years of training. It could get dangerous. Even worse, you could screw things up.
How am I doing?
You're doing just fine!
Open your eyes!
What are you wearing?
What do you care?
Scarecrow. I think we've finally found you a partner.
Knock it off, Billy.
Oh, you two are darling together. I understand she knits or something.
I'd button it, Loose Lips.
Phillip, do not hit your brother in the head with trash!
S1 E2There Goes The Neighborhood
Billy! It was after six o'clock. Bumpy Holcomb would already be in the yacht by that time, halfway through his soup course.
Bumpy?
To his more intimate friends, yes.
I'll never know what you see in that guy. He's hardly your type.
He's got money, looks, power, a house down in Rio. He's exactly my type.
Children. This case is nastier than I thought.
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