Ok what’s the matter? That’s as good a good guy as I can be.
Mother Theresa was never that good.
S2 E1To Catch A Mongoose
I think we should both be the good guy.
Oh come on there’s no such thing as good guy/good guyǃ
S2 E2The Times They Are a Changin
Amanda, you know I counted every little coffee bean in that coffee can and do you know what your lucky number is?
No what is it?
One thousand, six hundred and thirty eight.
Oh gee, I always kinda hoped my lucky number would be seven
She must be worried sick, I didn’t come home all last night.
Yeah I know that.
I didn’t even call.
Tell her you were tied up.
You’re a big girl, you don’t owe me any explanations.
Thank you Mother.
You could have called.
I should have.
Yeah but you didn’t.
I was tied up.
S2 E3Double Agent
Lee, I want you to know that I’m not at all worried because I know that you’re a highly trained professional agent and I’m sure you have some kind of plan to get us out of here... don’t you?
Not at the moment.
No plan?
No.
I’m very sorry to hear that.
If worse comes to worse we’ll give you a new identity and move you to a new part of the country.
Oh no! Not in the middle of the school year.
S2 E4The Legend of Das Geisterschloss
I think I’ve figured out what Mrs Farnsworth was trying to tell me, I mean tell you... tell you through me
It scares me to admit it, but I think I followed that.
I think that’s what Mrs Farnsworth was doing, I think she’s hidden something in every sketch and in this one I think is a … jackhammer.
A jackhammer?
Maybe it’s not a jackhammer, it could be a lawnmower.
He’s lying.
Sure was it’s pretty obvious, wasn’t it?
Oh, you noticed the nervous hand movements, the avoidance of eye contact, the slightly higher pitched voice?
No, I just noticed this is the first time he didn’t know every little thing about Saltzburg.
S2 E5Charity Begins at Home
You do understand what I’m saying don’t you Mr Melrose?
I understand you nearly all the time Amanda, it bothers me a little but I do understand.
S2 E7Our Man in Tegernsee
HHarry
Hey this definitely calls for a drink.
Oh no, no it’s a little early.
HHarry
Hey, would you lose all respect for me if I said it was five o’clock somewhere?
What are you talking about man I never had any respect for you anyway.
Look Lee, I know you're upset but you had to tell them who we are, I mean you can’t have the police think that we are just tourists that go around and shoot people.
Hey, whoever promised you fair?
Nobody. I just keep expecting it.
The only German word I know is Edelweiss.
Okay, okay.
And I learned that from The Sound of Music. I saw it seven times.
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