Forget going to the prom! We're through!
Wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me. I'M supposed to dump YOU!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.
AAlan
Hey stop with the fat jokes or I'll sit on you!
Ooh, this is getting heavy! (mockingly)
[Zack and Mr. Belding face each other in an American Gladiators-style joust]
I've been waiting for this day, Morris. This one's for you and your sweet little girlfriend Kelly.
CChet
Ready?! Go!
Oh, hi, Mrs. Belding.
[turns around] My wife's here?
[Zack knocks him off with his pugil stick]
CChet
One second! A new record!
By the way, are you married?
CChet
By the way, yes.
By the way, adios!
Let's look at the old scoreboard... I mean... hey... it's not THAT old.
N1Nerd #1
[after hearing Slater on the air] Boy, that guy stinks.
N2Nerd #2
Yeah, somebody should wave a skunk in front of him.
[sees a picture of the Beatles] Hey, who are the three guys with Paul McCartney?
That's the Beatles, you idiot!
Paul never would've made it if he had stuck with those wimps.
[on seeing a picture of Mr. Belding mooning the school board in an old school newspaper] Whoa, now there's a side of him I've never seen!
Well, looks like Mr. Belding was the Zack Morris of the 60s.
Miss Turtle, what is the first thing we do when we get behind the wheel?
Adjust the mirrors.
Correct. And for what purpose?
To check my make-up.
Miss Turtle, I suggest you study harder, or start practicing how to say "taxi!"
Come on, Mr. Tuttle. Any yo-yo can learn how to drive.
Which explains why you're here, Mr. Morris!
Once, my dad let me back his car out of the garage. Then he got mad at me.
Well Screech, your father was probably just nervous.
Well, he had a right to be - I forgot to open the garage door.
I hope he had "dork" insurance.
Zack is scheming to frame Slater. He meets Screech in the men's room
Hey, Screech, I told Mr. Belding that you do a great impression of Mr. Turtle and he wants to hear it.
Screech {normal voice}: Certainly Zack, what stall is he in?
Not here, you dingbat! gives Screech his cell phone He's in his office waiting for our call. Now pretend you're Mr. Tuttle and ask Belding to get the keys out of the driver's ed car.
Principal's office. Mr. Belding picks up phone
Hello?
Screech {impersonating Mr. Tuttle}: Hello Mr. Belding, this is Mr. Tuttle. I need you to do me a favor and get the keys out of the driver's ed car?
Why can't you do it yourself?
Um, um, I'm shaving my body hair so I can swim faster.
Zack winces, as does Mr. Belding on other line
Sorry I asked! All right, Tuttle, I'll get the keys out of the car for you. Now, is there anything else I can do for you?
Good, now stall him for five minutes.
Zack departs men's room to set scheme in motion
Would you please tell me the long story of how you became a princpal?
Well, if you insist. The year was 1956. Elvis was king, Eisenhower was in the White House, and I was in kindergarten on a finger painting scholarship. God, I loved those paints!
Mr. Tuttle (after Zack has been caught and forced to reveal his scheme): Wow! Good plan!
I was in the seat, I'll take the heat.
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