Zack is scheming to frame Slater. He meets Screech in the men's room
Hey, Screech, I told Mr. Belding that you do a great impression of Mr. Turtle and he wants to hear it.
Screech {normal voice}: Certainly Zack, what stall is he in?
Not here, you dingbat! gives Screech his cell phone He's in his office waiting for our call. Now pretend you're Mr. Tuttle and ask Belding to get the keys out of the driver's ed car.
Principal's office. Mr. Belding picks up phone
Hello?
Screech {impersonating Mr. Tuttle}: Hello Mr. Belding, this is Mr. Tuttle. I need you to do me a favor and get the keys out of the driver's ed car?
Why can't you do it yourself?
Um, um, I'm shaving my body hair so I can swim faster.
Zack winces, as does Mr. Belding on other line
Sorry I asked! All right, Tuttle, I'll get the keys out of the car for you. Now, is there anything else I can do for you?
Good, now stall him for five minutes.
Zack departs men's room to set scheme in motion
Would you please tell me the long story of how you became a princpal?
Well, if you insist. The year was 1956. Elvis was king, Eisenhower was in the White House, and I was in kindergarten on a finger painting scholarship. God, I loved those paints!
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