MMaxwell
Here's a buck babe, just for being beautiful.
Here's a dirty look just for being you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Slater (assuring Jessie what will happen to her on her date with a geek): Once you go geek, you never go back!
Hey, Screech. Want me to get you anything? A Coke, some fries...a hot dog?
(crying) Dog? (puts head on table)
So what if they had him since he was a puppy?
(squeaks) Puppy?
All right, one date. But Nerdstrom better keep his paws to himself!
(wails) Paws!
PMrs. Powers
Zachary?
(jumps up) Yes, Mrs. Powers? (crosses arms)
PMrs. Powers
There's something wrong with the statue.
There is?
PMrs. Powers
Yes. (turns statue to the kitchen) Elvis likes to face the kitchen so he can watch me cook!
Penny will meet you at the mall at seven.
Why at the mall?
Because I don't want you to know where I live.
That's understandable, sir.
Another afternoon in detention, number nine in the series...
No, I think that's number eight.
No, number eight was when you sold the school to the Japanese.
Ahh...What was wrong with Honda High School?
Screech, I'm going to do you a favor.
Last time you did me a favor, I ended up naked on a bus.
Look, you had a window seat!
Have I ever told you that you are the best Princpal in Bayside, no, make that California?
Zack, I'm not a matador, so take the bull outside!
What the little brownnoser is trying to say is we'd like to hold a carnival on school grounds to raise money for the ski trip.
Good idea, do it! [Students are glad at getting Mr. Belding's approval and depart his office expect for Zack, who is stopped] Zack, I want to talk to you about something else. Do the letters F, F, D and C mean anything to you?
Fine feathered dogs and cats?
No!
That's OK. I like this game!
F, F, D & C are your grades in biology, English, geography and math!
I do not believe it...a C? I had no clue I was doing that well in math!
Zack, you're flunking. I think it's time I met your father.
Hold on, sir. My mother is the one who comes to meet you. After all, she has her own parking space.
She also has no clue about what kind of a student you really are.
Well, you gotta love her!
No father, no ski trip!
I want my mommy!
This week is our geometry midterm. Hey, I'm not worried; I always sit next to smart nerds.
[sings] I'm so excited! I'm so excited! [starts to cry] I'm so... scared!
Class, this is my brother... Rod Belding.
Wow. A building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding.
Where's Rod?
I'll go look for him.
Zack proceeds to Mr. Belding's office but stops himself when it looks as if the Belding Brothers are arguing
I can't believe you're doing this! The class trip leaves in 5 minutes!
RRod
If you met this stewardess, you'd know. She's a 10.
You're doing this to spend time with some stewardess?
RRod
This is not just some stewardess. This is Inga and she's only in town for the weekend.
What am I supposed to say to the students? That you dumped them for a weekend fling?
RRod
Of course not! Tell them I'm sick, tell 'em anything. Cover for me!
I'm tired of covering for you!
RBRod Belding
Come on, Richard, don't be mad. We're brothers.
Mr. Belding{angry tone of voice}: Get out of my school, Rod!
Zack ducks behind a row of lockers to avoid being caught. Rod Belding departs the principal's office and walks by annoyed, without taking notice of Zack. Mr. Belding then leaves the principal's office to proceed to the school entrance area
May I have your attention, please? I have some bad news. My brother Rod cannot take you on the class trip.
I guess we won't be going anywhere now.
ZZach
Let's go home guys. (They start to leave)
Hold on, everybody. I may not be a great rafting expert like Rod or even as cool a guy, but I would like to try and take you.
Really, Mr. Belding?!
If you don't mind a leader who can't swim too well! Let's get going!
Class proceeds to board buses, as does Mr. Belding, but Zack motions to speak with him in private
Mr. Belding, why didn't you tell them the truth?
BMr.Belding
The truth?
About the stewardess? I heard everything.
I'm sorry you had to hear that. Besides, I know how much you kids looked up to him. Heck, Rod always was the most exciting Belding.
Maybe so, but we got the better Belding.
JJennifer
Good morning. My, don't you look nice!
[deep voice] Hey, there, Jennifer.
JJennifer
How are you feeling today?
My head is feeling hot.
JJennifer
This is a most unusual reaction to a flu shot. Sit down and wait here.
[she closes the curtain and departs the station just as Slater arrives; Zack is mistaken by retreating footsteps]
Jennifer, is that you?
[falsetto] Uh-huh.
Jennifer, are you not going to come in?
Nuh-uh.
Fine.
[he pulls back the curtain to see Slater]
ACK! What happened to Jennifer?!
Who cares? Take me! I'm yours!
What did you hear?
Enough to destroy your relationship with Kelly! I can strike a deal to keep this between you, me and the curtain if you do something for me .
What?
How would you feel about taking another flu shot?
Deal.
[Nurse Butcher enters]
BButcher
Okay, which one of you is A.C. Slater?
I am.
BButcher
Bend over, Blondie.
Slater (to Screech): You are a strange and weird person.
Well, thank you for noticing!
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