Screech quotes from Saved by the Bell

Screech

(To the doll he was dancing with after being turned down by Lisa) It's all your fault, I told you to let me lead!

Screech

No, actually, you've helped me. You've made me realize that there are a million fish in the sea and I'm just the worm to attract them.

Screech

Hey, Zack, Slater isn't that great. You could do that too if you had muscles.

Screech

(to Needik) Your mom's ugly, your dad's ugly and your dog's ugly!

Screech

(to Slater) Don't talk about his dog!

Screech

Well, thank you for noticing!

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Well, I don't know, Slater. It's a pretty nice room.

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Oh, no, I'm not sleeping here again. Last night, the security dogs were nipping at my underwear.

Screech

Wow, my first Hollywood party. I wonder if the Simpsons are gonna be there?

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The sauce you can have, but the secret she's-a mine!

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Sorry? You're sorry? You were my best friend, Zack. You could've had any other girl in the school...why Lisa? Why'd you have to steal my dream? I hate you!

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Oh my gosh, it's a volcano!

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I'm leaving, too! I'll send for my ant farm.

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Oh no, Zack! Last time you had an idea, I wound up naked in a jar full of jellybeans!

Screech, your mother called and told me about lightning hitting you. Now, I just want to make sure you're doing alright. Tell me -

Screech

8:30 last night.

...when exactly were you struck by lightning? 8:30?

Screech

Yeah.

Are there any -

Screech

One.

...side effects? Did you say one?

Screech

Yeah, but it's a secret. I'm not supposed to tell anyone that I can see the future.

See the future? Screech, that's -

Screech

Preposterous?

Right.