Zack quotes from Saved by the Bell

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This looks like a job for…Zack-man.

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The moral of the story, gang? Well, it's simple: (Zack shows a credit card with the name Lisa on it) The Lisa Card, don't leave home WITH it.

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... Kelly got B's, and her parents got her ice cream. (looks at report card) I haven't figured out WHAT to buy my parents yet.

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Do you think I want to dress up as a girl?

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Oh to be that straw sitting in my lady's cup! Gladly would I be made of plastic and risk drowning in a sea of cola to touch fair Kelly's lips.

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I like school. It's a good way to kill time between weekends. It gives me five days to plan my Saturday night.

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Alright, maybe the first day didn't turn out as I planned, but hey, I'm just warming up. I love school. Too bad classes get in the way.

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This week is our geometry midterm. Hey, I'm not worried; I always sit next to smart nerds.

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Look at me. I look like Mr. Madonna!

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Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?

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Sorry, sir. You're not my type.

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Get real!

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Why be a teacher when you can be a principal? It's the easiest job around. You don't do anything. Ask Belding.

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Let's have another round of applause for the real star of today's game, the only one who has to be in a wheelchair all the time, Melissa Donahue!

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You guys sound like an eye chart.

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Happy Valentine's Day!