He is the kind of boy every girl dreams of.
Kelly and Jessie: Great looking, smart and funny. Yes, that's Zack Morris.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Zack (on tape): Zack Morris is a ten.
Ha! Two fives is more like it!
Lisa (subliminally tricked into falling for Screech): I'm stuck with three and seven left over.
Zack (on tape): Zack Morris is a blonde Tom Cruise.
[while putting on buttoned sweater] I'm taking a different approach with you, Zack.
[observes Belding's sweater] So you're gonna be "Mr. Rogers"?
You're in the neighborhood.
Alright, maybe the first day didn't turn out as I planned, but hey, I'm just warming up. I love school. Too bad classes get in the way.
O.K., settle down, everyone. I'm Mr. Dewey. How was everyone's summer? Mine stunk. Let's get started.
We weren't arguing.
We were doing a math problem, how two and one won't go.
I don't believe it and I don't care. I'm tired, I have a toothache and I have to go home and pump iron.
Hi, you're new here. I'm Zack Morris.
And I'm Roger Rabbit, so what?
(to Kelly) (putting onion ring on her finger) I think we're engaged.
I think I'm gonna cry.
That makes two of us.
I didn't start it; you started it when you planted poison ivy on our football field.
SMr. Stingwell
That was kind of rash, wasn't it?
We pumped helium in Valley's music room. Now their Glee Club sounds like the Chipmunks.
[he, Zack, and Screech inhale helium from balloons]
ZSZack, Slater & Screech
[higher-pitched voices] Oh when the saints go marching in!
Every time I call her she's washing her hair! Who washes their hair six times a day?
You do!
Now Zack, I know that you and Lisa are in charge of decorations, but this year's theme is not going to be (holds up a banner) Zack and Kelly's Prom!
I think it's reverse macho pigism and I don't like it.
(sadly) This is the first time I ever lied to my father.
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