Mr. Tuttle quotes from Saved by the Bell

Mr. Tuttle

You gave away your inventory? The goal of this project is to run a successful business.

Zack

We'd rather be friends.

Mr. Tuttle

I see.

Lisa

So, we're ready for whatever grades you wanna give us.

Jessie

But please don't make it too low. I hyperventilate.

Mr. Tuttle

Ms. Spano, raise that chin. [as the students hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic before the song itself is heard in the background] If you learn that it was a mistake for a company to be cold, calculating, and cutthroat, if you learned that it's better to be happy, healthful, and humane, why, then you've learned the best business lesson of all! You all get an A!

Mr. Tuttle

Miss Turtle, what is the first thing we do when we get behind the wheel?

Lisa

Adjust the mirrors.

Mr. Tuttle

Correct. And for what purpose?

Lisa

To check my make-up.

Mr. Tuttle

Miss Turtle, I suggest you study harder, or start practicing how to say "taxi!"

Zack

Come on, Mr. Tuttle. Any yo-yo can learn how to drive.

Mr. Tuttle

Which explains why you're here, Mr. Morris!

Screech

Once, my dad let me back his car out of the garage. Then he got mad at me.

Mr. Tuttle

Well Screech, your father was probably just nervous.

Screech

Well, he had a right to be - I forgot to open the garage door.

Lisa

I hope he had "dork" insurance.