Slater quotes from Saved by the Bell

Slater

(on realizing Zack is Bambi) Preppy, is that you? NIIIICEEE legs.

Slater

Go kinsmen!

Slater

Let's look at the old scoreboard... I mean... hey... it's not THAT old.

Slater

I was in the seat, I'll take the heat.

Slater

(to himself) All right. Concentrate, Slater. CONCENTRATE! How can I concentrate? I'm starving! I only had four Twinkies and a box of Ding-Dongs for breakfast!

Slater

I'm dead. Jessie's gonna rip my eyes out, punch my face in and then break up with me. It's her usual pattern.

Slater

I'm confused, sir. You know, maybe I'm just trying too hard to get girls to like me.

Hey, now I can identify with that. This may come as a surprise to you, but when I was your age, I wasn't... well, you know... the hunk I am now!

Slater

I can't believe this, sir! No, I thought you were Stud City!

Everybody thinks that!

Kelly

I do not believe this, C-! [Kelly grabs Zack's lapels after he overconfidently claimed he could help her] Zack Morris, I am a forgiving person, but this is going to take a very long time!

Jessie

Lisa, what is that funny looking letter next to my name?

Lisa

It's a Q, Jessie.

Jessie

No, really, really, I can take it. Whatever I got, I deserved. For the first time in my life, I took the easy way out. I'm prepared to face the consequences.

Lisa

It's a B, Jessie. [Jessie faints]

Screech

Zack, I got an A!

Zack

Hey, Screech, how did you do that?

Screech

Well, I was seeing so many pictures, I just stayed up all night and went over everything.

Zack

Ohh, you cheated! You studied!

Slater

As for me, D+, and now we go to the bottom of the barrel, Zack Morris, F- for scamming. I get back my bomber jacket, and you can use your cellular phone to order me a pizza.

Zack

Yes, I would like to order a large pizza. For toppings, I would like mushrooms, anchovies, and the hottest peppers you can find!

Zack

Kelly.

Kelly

Hi Zack.

Zack

So Kel, big dance Friday night, huh?

Kelly

I haven't asked anyone yet, Zack.

Zack

Really? Well, I just want you to know that I'm keeping my calendar clear, you know what I mean?

Kelly

I know what you mean. You want me to ask you?

Zack

You could do worse.

Slater

She could do better... a lot better.

Slater

What's happening here, Screech? Nobody wants me around anymore.

Screech

Can you blame them, Brillo head?

Slater

Did they really say that (call him a "chauvinistic, musclebound meathead")?

Screech

Hey, would I have the guts to make it up?

Everyone tell me your names...

Screech

I'm Screech.

Slater

I'm Slater.

Kelly

(dreamily) I'm yours.

Zack

I'm bummed!

Slater

Screech, what are you doing?

Screech

Cruising for chicks.

Slater

In the boys' locker room?

Screech

You homewrecker! Stay away from my mommy!

Slater

She's not your mommy!

Screech

Is that true, daddy?

Zack

I'm not your daddy!

Screech

I'm an orphan.

Jessie

Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?

Slater

Sure...Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen.