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How about four friends, with a Screech on the side?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You gave away your inventory? The goal of this project is to run a successful business.
We'd rather be friends.
I see.
So, we're ready for whatever grades you wanna give us.
But please don't make it too low. I hyperventilate.
Ms. Spano, raise that chin. [as the students hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic before the song itself is heard in the background] If you learn that it was a mistake for a company to be cold, calculating, and cutthroat, if you learned that it's better to be happy, healthful, and humane, why, then you've learned the best business lesson of all! You all get an A!
[Zack and his friends all cheer and high five]
So I can watch The Young and the Restless.
It's more The Blonde and the Useless.
You homewrecker! Stay away from my mommy!
She's not your mommy!
Is that true, daddy?
I'm not your daddy!
I'm an orphan.
Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?
Sure...Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen.
Lisa no en casa.
I love it when you speak German!
Slater, since we both work we should share the household chores.
Sure, you cook and I'll eat
You macho pig!
Oink oink, baby!
Do you boys take these girls to be your school wives?
Oh, you bet!
I guess.
WHA-HOO!
That's what Mrs. Belding said when we got married. Girls?
I do.
I do.
I don't.
You make light of algebra now, but when you're all grown up and your friends are making logarithm jokes at cocktail parties, you won't have a clue as to what everybody's laughing at.
On behalf of the new student body president: Jessica Myrtle Spano!
CClass
Myrtle???
I'm interested in the student body.
I'm interested in a student body... (looks at Kelly) Hers.
Jessie (on Zack's propaganda video): That made a mocracy of demockery!
Lisa (on Jessie's campaign for school president): I'm going to tell you this as gently as I can - you're going down the toilet.
Mr. Belding, I want to give you a peace offering. Here is California Girls by the Beach Boys.
I already have that album, Zack!
Uh, this one has, uh, been remixed with...Dolby sound!
Well, OK, but you are still on the hook for meeting with your mother tomorrow.
Later when reciting subliminal messages
Zack{on tape}: Zack Morris is a good kid.
Zack{on tape}: Zack Morris is a great guy.
Zack{on tape}: Zack Morris is the son I've never had.
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