Kelly quotes from Saved by the Bell

It's not important. Alright, it is. I know it shouldn't be, but I just can't help myself. It's my whole identity.

Kelly

What are you talking about?

Will you stop hollering at me? Everyone's gotta be something, right? She's the fashionable one, you're the popular one and, who am I?

Kelly

The wacko one.

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[Students got slaughtered by Mr. Testaverde's midterm. Test results are in]

Kelly

I do not believe this, C-! [Kelly grabs Zack's lapels after he overconfidently claimed he could help her] Zack Morris, I am a forgiving person, but this is going to take a very long time!

Lisa, what is that funny looking letter next to my name?

Lisa

It's a Q, Jessie.

No, really, really, I can take it. Whatever I got, I deserved. For the first time in my life, I took the easy way out. I'm prepared to face the consequences.

Lisa

It's a B, Jessie. [Jessie faints]

Zack, I got an A!

Hey, Screech, how did you do that?

Well, I was seeing so many pictures, I just stayed up all night and went over everything.

Ohh, you cheated! You studied!

As for me, D+, and now we go to the bottom of the barrel, Zack Morris, F- for scamming. I get back my bomber jacket, and you can use your cellular phone to order me a pizza.

[the class departs the room, except for Zack, who calls the pizzeria]

Yes, I would like to order a large pizza. For toppings, I would like mushrooms, anchovies, and the hottest peppers you can find!

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Kelly.

Kelly

Hi Zack.

So Kel, big dance Friday night, huh?

Kelly

I haven't asked anyone yet, Zack.

Really? Well, I just want you to know that I'm keeping my calendar clear, you know what I mean?

Kelly

I know what you mean. You want me to ask you?

You could do worse.

She could do better... a lot better.

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CMr. Crane

Everyone tell me your names...

I'm Screech.

I'm Slater.

Kelly

(dreamily) I'm yours.

I'm bummed!

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Kelly

I'm kinda thinking about being a housewife or an actress. Do you think I'd be a good actress, Zack?

Every night you star in my dreams!

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Kelly

Okay, so when do we start?

Well, tonight, but it has to be at my place. I'm not allowed out after ALF.

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Do you boys take these girls to be your school wives?

Oh, you bet!

I guess.

WHA-HOO!

That's what Mrs. Belding said when we got married. Girls?

Kelly

I do.

I do.

Lisa

I don't.

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(to Kelly) (putting onion ring on her finger) I think we're engaged.

Kelly

I think I'm gonna cry.

That makes two of us.

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Kelly

Where's Rod?

I'll go look for him.

Zack proceeds to Mr. Belding's office but stops himself when it looks as if the Belding Brothers are arguing

I can't believe you're doing this! The class trip leaves in 5 minutes!

RRod

If you met this stewardess, you'd know. She's a 10.

You're doing this to spend time with some stewardess?

RRod

This is not just some stewardess. This is Inga and she's only in town for the weekend.

What am I supposed to say to the students? That you dumped them for a weekend fling?

RRod

Of course not! Tell them I'm sick, tell 'em anything. Cover for me!

I'm tired of covering for you!

RBRod Belding

Come on, Richard, don't be mad. We're brothers.

Mr. Belding{angry tone of voice}: Get out of my school, Rod!

Zack ducks behind a row of lockers to avoid being caught. Rod Belding departs the principal's office and walks by annoyed, without taking notice of Zack. Mr. Belding then leaves the principal's office to proceed to the school entrance area

May I have your attention, please? I have some bad news. My brother Rod cannot take you on the class trip.

I guess we won't be going anywhere now.

ZZach

Let's go home guys. (They start to leave)

Hold on, everybody. I may not be a great rafting expert like Rod or even as cool a guy, but I would like to try and take you.

Kelly

Really, Mr. Belding?!