TTeacher
Hey! This is Study Hall, not Soul Train!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
CMr. Crane
Everyone tell me your names...
I'm Screech.
I'm Slater.
(dreamily) I'm yours.
I'm bummed!
Mr. Crane (as Romeo): With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls. For stony limits cannot hold love out. And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
Kelly (as Juliet): If my kinsmen see thee, they will murder thee.
Go kinsmen!
Oh to be that straw sitting in my lady's cup! Gladly would I be made of plastic and risk drowning in a sea of cola to touch fair Kelly's lips.
CCoburn
All right. Now, what about my 10 bucks?
[hands him a 10] Oh, yeah, here you go.
CCoburn
Hey, wait a minute, Jason Bateman's not on a $10 bill.
Oh, you noticed.
Did you wash your face today?
Why would I do that during the week?
Zack! My worst nightmare has come true!
You found out that ALF is a puppet.
He is??!!
I'm kinda thinking about being a housewife or an actress. Do you think I'd be a good actress, Zack?
Every night you star in my dreams!
NNeedik
Where's Slater?
I killed him! I wanted first crack at you!
Screech, what are you doing?
Cruising for chicks.
In the boys' locker room?
(to Needik) Your mom's ugly, your dad's ugly and your dog's ugly!
(to Slater) Don't talk about his dog!
I like school. It's a good way to kill time between weekends. It gives me five days to plan my Saturday night.
Screech you can't elope!
Who are you calling cantaloupe, you melon head?!
Okay, so when do we start?
Well, tonight, but it has to be at my place. I'm not allowed out after ALF.
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