Kelly quotes from Saved by the Bell

Kelly

Can we still be friends?

Zack

Forever.

Kelly

Zack, this is our song, A-12. It's sacred.

Zack

No, no, no. A-12 was sacred. Right up until you dumped me for that jerk.

Kelly

Don't you dare call him a jerk. You don't even know Jeff, and right now, the only jerk I see is you. (slaps him)

I heard every word, you creep. How dare you use me to get back at your old girlfriend? (throws the milkshake over him)

Kelly

Jessie, let's go to the Lost and Found.

Jessie

Why?

Kelly

Because you've lost it.

Kelly

Wow, look at this line.

Lisa

Man, we'll never get tickets to the U2 concert.

Slater

Oh, ye of little faith.

Zack

That's right. Yeah, we told you we had a plan. Hey, have I ever let you guys down before?

Yeah!

Zack

When?

Lisa

The time you snuck us into the drive-in movie in the trunk of your car.

Zack

So I forgot the trunk key. You still got to hear the movie.

Kelly

But it was a Japanese movie.

Zack

Hey, I tried to read the subtitles as fast as I could.

Jessie

Ms. Billingham, is the only reason you want me now is because Harvard wants me, too?

Well, Ms. Spano, we are the "Harvard of the West."

Jessie

Well Ms. Billingham, thanks, but no thanks. If Stansbury is that hypocritical, then they'll just have to do without Jessica Spano.

Slater

AND, without A.C. Slater.

Kelly

AND, it's Stansbury's loss!

Screech

Do you have any brochures I can look at, so I--- (Kelly yanks him by the collar)

Yeah. I can't believe he took me to go see Santa!

Kelly

Yeah, I can't believe he didn't make you sit on his knee!

Screech

Lisa, don't drink that! (Lisa spits out her water) It might be poison!

Lisa

You're right. (to Screech) You drink it. (hands the glass of water to Screech)

Screech

(sips the water) Hm. Tastes fine to me; I'll live!

Darn!

Zack

(after he takes Slater's side in skipping Kelly's test) Come on, Kelly, I bet a lot on this game.

Kelly

And I bet a lot on you. First, as a friend, then as a boyfriend, now as a principal. I used to think you were something special. I guess I lost that bet.

Slater

Well, you're special to me, Zack. Really special!

Zack

Wait, I've got it. This is genius. Today, we'll give Screech a surprise party.

Slater

But his birthday was yesterday.

Lisa

That's the surprise.

Zack

Now this will make Bayside history. It won't be just any surprise party. It'll be the most daring birthday party ever!

Kelly

Sounds exciting.

Slater

Will someone shoot her with a tranquilizer dart?

Kelly

Mirror, mirror from the mall, who's the awesomest of them all? (to Lisa) If you say Jessie, I'll brain you!

Lisa

Uh, I pass! Next question, please!

Lisa

Oh, please. You're going gaga over something that burps bugs.

Jessie

I think he looks a little pale.

Kelly

Maybe he's sick.

Zack

Why would he be sick? (Screech walks over) Hey, Screech, come here. Take a peek at Artie. Does he look any different to you?

Screech

No.

Zack

See?

Screech

Except for the fact that he's dead.

Zack

We all have one last message for the class of 2003.

Jessie

Take care of our planet so that the kids of 2103 can enjoy it as much as we do. Peace and love.

Slater

Bayside was the first real home I ever had, so be good to it or I'll come and get you.

Lisa

All my fashion secrets are taped to the back of my old locker, number 144. In the meantime, keep on rocking, Bayside.

Screech

Class of 2003, let me leave you with one wise thought. Be kind to all geeks, dweebs and nerds. Ten years from now, they'll be the ones with all the money.

Kelly

No matter what happens, keep on smiling and when life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade.

Zack

High school is the best time of your life. So love, live it, and if you have any time left, do some homework.

Jessie

I have had it with Eric. He took my TV, my hairdryer and my room. I am in crisis.

Kelly

You sound like you're on 'Thirtysomething.'

Kelly

Who are you?

Screech

Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.

Kelly

That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?

Screech

Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.

Lisa

You taught her everything she knows?

Screech

Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em.

Slater

Ok, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.

Zack

Kelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more scenes from "Romeo and Juliet".

Kelly

Oh that's a good idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater.

Slater

What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?

Zack

Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump.