Kelly (while looking at Artie the lizard): Aww, he looks so peaceful when he sleeps.
Oh, please. You're going gaga over something that burps bugs.
I think he looks a little pale.
Maybe he's sick.
Why would he be sick? (Screech walks over) Hey, Screech, come here. Take a peek at Artie. Does he look any different to you?
No.
See?
Except for the fact that he's dead.
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