Lisa quotes from Saved by the Bell

Zack

We all have one last message for the class of 2003.

Jessie

Take care of our planet so that the kids of 2103 can enjoy it as much as we do. Peace and love.

Slater

Bayside was the first real home I ever had, so be good to it or I'll come and get you.

Lisa

All my fashion secrets are taped to the back of my old locker, number 144. In the meantime, keep on rocking, Bayside.

Screech

Class of 2003, let me leave you with one wise thought. Be kind to all geeks, dweebs and nerds. Ten years from now, they'll be the ones with all the money.

Kelly

No matter what happens, keep on smiling and when life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade.

Zack

High school is the best time of your life. So love, live it, and if you have any time left, do some homework.

Lisa

I'm gonna miss him, he's a decent guy.

Jessie

Lisa, he once got dressed, and THEN took a shower. He may be decent, but he's still a dorky guy.

Lisa

Well, if it wasn't for that "dorky guy," you wouldn't be valedictorian! Ohhhh...

Jessie

Valedictorian? What do you mean?

Lisa

Forget it. I promised not to tell.

Jessie

Lisa! I have to know! How did he make me valedictorian?

Lisa

All right. Screech's average was higher than yours, but he told Mr. Belding to let you be valedictorian because it meant so much to you. This sure would be a much better world if there were more dorky guys, don't you think?

Kelly

Who are you?

Screech

Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.

Kelly

That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?

Screech

Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.

Lisa

You taught her everything she knows?

Screech

Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em.

Zack

Lisa, you are looking lovelier than ever today.

Lisa

Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit.

Would you ever go steady with a guy named Moose?

Lisa

Why not, you could always hang your coat on his antlers.

Lisa

Some people get a little strange when it's time to see Nurse Butcher.

Jessie

Not me, I'm in perfect health. I eat properly, exercise daily, get the right amount of rest.

Slater

You sound like a commercial for Oat Bran.

Lisa

What's wrong Kelly?

Kelly

Men, especially Zack Morris.

Slater

Hey, don't judge us by our worst specimen.

Lisa

Screech, stop and smell the roses.

Screech

Oh, I smelled the roses once and a bee flew up my nose!