Jessie (after Lisa gives Screech a kiss): Lisa, I thought you didn't like him. Why did you kiss him?
I'm gonna miss him, he's a decent guy.
Lisa, he once got dressed, and THEN took a shower. He may be decent, but he's still a dorky guy.
Well, if it wasn't for that "dorky guy," you wouldn't be valedictorian! Ohhhh...
Valedictorian? What do you mean?
Forget it. I promised not to tell.
Lisa! I have to know! How did he make me valedictorian?
All right. Screech's average was higher than yours, but he told Mr. Belding to let you be valedictorian because it meant so much to you. This sure would be a much better world if there were more dorky guys, don't you think?
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