A character in Saved by the Bell
Played by Gerald Castillo
Saved by the Bell · 217 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Saved by the Bell: in 56 of its 217 quotes
Most scenes with: Zack (31), Screech (16), Jessie (14)
Wow, look at this line.
Man, we'll never get tickets to the U2 concert.
SlaterOh, ye of little faith.
That's right. Yeah, we told you we had a plan. Hey, have I ever let you guys down before?
Yeah!
When?
The time you snuck us into the drive-in movie in the trunk of your car.
So I forgot the trunk key. You still got to hear the movie.
But it was a Japanese movie.
Hey, I tried to read the subtitles as fast as I could.
Ms. Billingham, is the only reason you want me now is because Harvard wants me, too?
Well, Ms. Spano, we are the "Harvard of the West."
Well Ms. Billingham, thanks, but no thanks. If Stansbury is that hypocritical, then they'll just have to do without Jessica Spano.
SlaterAND, without A.C. Slater.
AND, it's Stansbury's loss!
Do you have any brochures I can look at, so I--- (Kelly yanks him by the collar)
(to Slater and Zack) Gentlemen, we have struck gold. Let's work out.
SlaterI don't know about you, but working out is the last thing on my mind.
I hear you, blood.
Slater"I hear you, blood"? Where'd you get that?
Chapter 3: Talking cool.
SlaterI never thought I'd be dating a real princess.
And I never thought I'd be dating a real American Cheesecake.
SlaterThat's beefcake.
SlaterWow, Lisa, I just saw you on US Gladiators. Wow, you beat up everybody, including the audience.
Nobody messes with Lethal Lisa.
Lisa, don't drink that! (Lisa spits out her water) It might be poison!
You're right. (to Screech) You drink it. (hands the glass of water to Screech)
(sips the water) Hm. Tastes fine to me; I'll live!
Darn!
SlaterHey, Zack! Last night at the movies you went too far.
(jokingly) I just helped a mother get together with her son. What's so wrong about that?
SlaterWrecking my date with Joanna wasn't funny.
Oh, like it was funny wrecking my study date the night before?
SlaterHey, you started it, man, by making me look like a jerk at the Max!
Well, that's what you are.
SlaterWhat did you say?
You heard me. Now why don't you get out of my face?
SlaterAnd what if I don't, punk?
Then I'll just have to make you, punk!
[Zack and Slater begin fighting]
(after he takes Slater's side in skipping Kelly's test) Come on, Kelly, I bet a lot on this game.
And I bet a lot on you. First, as a friend, then as a boyfriend, now as a principal. I used to think you were something special. I guess I lost that bet.
SlaterWell, you're special to me, Zack. Really special!
Come on Slater, tell him the good news...Iowa.
Major SlaterIowa?
SlaterI owe-a Zack ten dollars. Can you lend it to me?
Major Slater(looking surprised) That's good news?
It is to me.
This is my associate, A.C. Slater.
What's the "A.C." stand for?
SlaterAbnormally Cruel. (gives him a painfully firm handshake)
Guys, plan A did not go so well. It's on to plan B.
SlaterWhat's that?
Unconditional surrender.
SlaterMy mother told me I should look out for my little sister.
Someone should look out for you.
SlaterI've had it with this bozo! I'm so mad at this guy I could punch his lights out!
Hey, Slater, who are you talking about?
SlaterYou, you slimeball! Go ahead, take my sister to the Sock Hop! But you won't see me there!
Screech, we're sorry we forgot your birthday.
SlaterWe're even sorrier we made you hall monitor.
Wait, I've got it. This is genius. Today, we'll give Screech a surprise party.
SlaterBut his birthday was yesterday.
That's the surprise.
Now this will make Bayside history. It won't be just any surprise party. It'll be the most daring birthday party ever!
Sounds exciting.
Jessie (getting nervous): Wait, I don't know about this. It sounds dangerous. I'm getting nervous!
SlaterWill someone shoot her with a tranquilizer dart?
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