Slater quotes from Saved by the Bell

Jessie said, "Once a pig, always a pig."

Slater

That's my mama.

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[When the gang re-writes Screech's school song]

There you are, you butchers! You've totally changed my song!

No, we didn't, Screech. It's still about Bayside.

Slater

Yeah, and we used most of the words you did. "The", "and", "it". "Bayside".

Oh. Well, in that case, it's okay then.

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We all have one last message for the class of 2003.

Take care of our planet so that the kids of 2103 can enjoy it as much as we do. Peace and love.

Slater

Bayside was the first real home I ever had, so be good to it or I'll come and get you.

All my fashion secrets are taped to the back of my old locker, number 144. In the meantime, keep on rocking, Bayside.

Class of 2003, let me leave you with one wise thought. Be kind to all geeks, dweebs and nerds. Ten years from now, they'll be the ones with all the money.

Kelly

No matter what happens, keep on smiling and when life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade.

High school is the best time of your life. So love, live it, and if you have any time left, do some homework.

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Slater

Ok, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.

Kelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more scenes from "Romeo and Juliet".

Kelly

Oh that's a good idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater.

Slater

What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?

Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump.

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Slater

Hey, mama, wanna have a burger with a real man?

Sure, I'll go find one.

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Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest.

Slater

If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.

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Maybe we could sell Screech to Exxon.

Slater

Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak.

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Do you realize we haven't argued for 15 seconds?

Slater

It was 20, shut up.

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Some people get a little strange when it's time to see Nurse Butcher.

Not me, I'm in perfect health. I eat properly, exercise daily, get the right amount of rest.

Slater

You sound like a commercial for Oat Bran.

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What's wrong Kelly?

Kelly

Men, especially Zack Morris.

Slater

Hey, don't judge us by our worst specimen.

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Slater

[talking to Jessie] Guys are great at math. It's just a shame you weren't born a man.

Yeah, it's a shame you weren't born one either.