A character in Saved by the Bell
Played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Saved by the Bell · 217 quotes
Most-quoted character in Saved by the Bell: in 99 of its 217 quotes
Most scenes with: Slater (31), Screech (21), Jessie (18)
Kelly (while looking at Artie the lizard): Aww, he looks so peaceful when he sleeps.
Oh, please. You're going gaga over something that burps bugs.
I think he looks a little pale.
Maybe he's sick.
ZackWhy would he be sick? (Screech walks over) Hey, Screech, come here. Take a peek at Artie. Does he look any different to you?
No.
ZackSee?
Except for the fact that he's dead.
ZackWe all have one last message for the class of 2003.
Take care of our planet so that the kids of 2103 can enjoy it as much as we do. Peace and love.
Bayside was the first real home I ever had, so be good to it or I'll come and get you.
All my fashion secrets are taped to the back of my old locker, number 144. In the meantime, keep on rocking, Bayside.
Class of 2003, let me leave you with one wise thought. Be kind to all geeks, dweebs and nerds. Ten years from now, they'll be the ones with all the money.
No matter what happens, keep on smiling and when life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade.
ZackHigh school is the best time of your life. So love, live it, and if you have any time left, do some homework.
Zack, just because you always park your car in that same spot, does not mean it's official.
ZackThen make it official, just like my seat in detention.
Ok, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.
ZackKelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more scenes from "Romeo and Juliet".
Oh that's a good idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater.
What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?
ZackParting is such sweet sorrow... chump.
ZackLisa, you are looking lovelier than ever today.
Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit.
ZackMaybe we could sell Screech to Exxon.
Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak.
[Screech is walking scrunched down near the floor]
ZackI'm sorry you were stuck in the file cabinet for so long.
That's okay, just paint me blue and call me a Smurf.
[talking about Slater's dancing] Wow Slater, that was hot!
ZackHa ha. Are you kidding? I moved better last summer when a bee flew in my shorts.
Eh, I hate coffee. Suzy, can I have another cup please?
ZackSo why are you drinking it?
What else is she gonna do with the coffee Zack?
ZackUse your head as a donut and dunk you in it.
No way, my head would never fit in the cup.
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