A character in Saved by the Bell
Played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Saved by the Bell · 217 quotes
Most-quoted character in Saved by the Bell: in 99 of its 217 quotes
Most scenes with: Slater (31), Screech (21), Jessie (18)
Zack(after he takes Slater's side in skipping Kelly's test) Come on, Kelly, I bet a lot on this game.
And I bet a lot on you. First, as a friend, then as a boyfriend, now as a principal. I used to think you were something special. I guess I lost that bet.
Well, you're special to me, Zack. Really special!
ZackLook, the chemistry lab is for student use. Well, we're students. So, we're using them.
You really believe that, don't you, Zack?
ZackI'm Zack Morris.
Should I be impressed?
(After Melissa rolls away, upset at Zack, after the basketball game)
ZackWhat was that all about?
Maybe she wants to be your friend and not your cause.
Zack, can you be at the Max today at 4:00?
ZackYou bet! By 4:00 today, I am going to be--
Mr. Belding (interrupts Zack): In detention. I told you not to use this phone on school property again.
(After Mr. Belding shows up Zack and wins the trip to Hawaii)
A trip to Hawaii? This is great! Now I have an anniversary gift for Mrs. Belding! And to think, all this time, I just thought you were trying to get out of detention.
ZackYeah, I was doing this, all for you. (mumbling to himself) Took weeks of planning.
And I owe it all to you!
ZackWell, maybe now you'll do me a favor in return.
Ah, we can talk about it...in detention!
ZackCome on Slater, tell him the good news...Iowa.
Iowa?
I owe-a Zack ten dollars. Can you lend it to me?
(looking surprised) That's good news?
ZackIt is to me.
ZackWhat's wrong, Lisa?
This ring put a green stain on my finger!
ZackWhy would it do that?
Because it's not real gold, DUH!
ZackWell, maybe it's just yours. (the rest of the gang reveals green marks after removing their rings) Maybe it's just ours.
(More students show up with green marks on their fingers)
There he is!
ZackMaybe it's just everybody's!
ZackThis is my associate, A.C. Slater.
What's the "A.C." stand for?
Abnormally Cruel. (gives him a painfully firm handshake)
ZackGuys, plan A did not go so well. It's on to plan B.
What's that?
ZackUnconditional surrender.
M...Mercury. V...Venus. E...E...E-I-E-I-O...
ZackScreech, what's the rest of it?
Old McDonald had a farm...
I've had it with this bozo! I'm so mad at this guy I could punch his lights out!
ZackHey, Slater, who are you talking about?
You, you slimeball! Go ahead, take my sister to the Sock Hop! But you won't see me there!
ZackScreech, we're sorry we forgot your birthday.
We're even sorrier we made you hall monitor.
ZackWait, I've got it. This is genius. Today, we'll give Screech a surprise party.
But his birthday was yesterday.
That's the surprise.
ZackNow this will make Bayside history. It won't be just any surprise party. It'll be the most daring birthday party ever!
Sounds exciting.
Jessie (getting nervous): Wait, I don't know about this. It sounds dangerous. I'm getting nervous!
Will someone shoot her with a tranquilizer dart?
Tell her I'll think about it.
ZackJessie said, "Once a pig, always a pig."
That's my mama.
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