A character in Saved by the Bell
Played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Saved by the Bell · 217 quotes
Most-quoted character in Saved by the Bell: in 99 of its 217 quotes
Most scenes with: Slater (31), Screech (21), Jessie (18)
Good morning. My, don't you look nice!
Zack[deep voice] Hey, there, Jennifer.
How are you feeling today?
ZackMy head is feeling hot.
This is a most unusual reaction to a flu shot. Sit down and wait here.
[she closes the curtain and departs the station just as Slater arrives; Zack is mistaken by retreating footsteps]
ZackJennifer, is that you?
[falsetto] Uh-huh.
ZackJennifer, are you not going to come in?
Nuh-uh.
ZackFine.
[he pulls back the curtain to see Slater]
ZackACK! What happened to Jennifer?!
Who cares? Take me! I'm yours!
ZackWhat did you hear?
Enough to destroy your relationship with Kelly! I can strike a deal to keep this between you, me and the curtain if you do something for me .
ZackWhat?
How would you feel about taking another flu shot?
ZackDeal.
[Nurse Butcher enters]
Okay, which one of you is A.C. Slater?
ZackI am.
Bend over, Blondie.
Can we still be friends?
ZackForever.
ZackStarting today, this is where I work. Pretty nice office, huh? You see, the whole gang landed summer jobs at the Malibu Sands Beach Club, with a little help from Lisa, whose parents are club members. (sighs) Girls on the beach, fun in the sun, money in my pocket. This is gonna be the best summer ever.
(to all his employees, Zack included) I've owned this club for 15 years. So, I know exactly what you new employees expect: girls on the beach, fun in the sun, money in your pocket. You think this is going to be the best summer ever.
Zack(to the home audience) Boy, this guy's really sharp.
I'm looking for a Leon Carosi.
ZackWhat do you wanna see that jerk for?
Because that jerk's my father.
Zack, this is our song, A-12. It's sacred.
ZackNo, no, no. A-12 was sacred. Right up until you dumped me for that jerk.
Don't you dare call him a jerk. You don't even know Jeff, and right now, the only jerk I see is you. (slaps him)
Zack (to his date, Kimberly): My gosh, can you believe her? I told her I wanted a strawberry shake instead and she gets all upset.
I heard every word, you creep. How dare you use me to get back at your old girlfriend? (throws the milkshake over him)
ZackStacey, wait! What were you gonna say to me?
Oh, well, you are definitely taller than me.
[Zack meets a college girl and lies about his age]
[smiling] So what happened, Preppie? Did she turn you down?
ZackGuess again, my high school friend. Danielle my collage friend just asked me to meet her tomorrow night at "The Attic".
Wow, the attic. That is cool. There could be bats up there.
YOU'RE bats, Screech. "The Attic" is an 'over 18' club, and Zack's only 16.
ZackThat may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18.
Oh, no! Mom said I have to move out at 18. I gotta look for a place!
[to Zack's pet duck] So long, Becky. And remember... [makes quack sounds]
[to Zack] I heard Donald say that to Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
ZackAnd you're screwy.
Jessie (to Zack): You need a friend?
ZackWouldn't hurt.
How about five friends?
Wow, look at this line.
Man, we'll never get tickets to the U2 concert.
Oh, ye of little faith.
ZackThat's right. Yeah, we told you we had a plan. Hey, have I ever let you guys down before?
Yeah!
ZackWhen?
The time you snuck us into the drive-in movie in the trunk of your car.
ZackSo I forgot the trunk key. You still got to hear the movie.
But it was a Japanese movie.
ZackHey, I tried to read the subtitles as fast as I could.
Zack(to Slater and Zack) Gentlemen, we have struck gold. Let's work out.
I don't know about you, but working out is the last thing on my mind.
I hear you, blood.
"I hear you, blood"? Where'd you get that?
Chapter 3: Talking cool.
"To be or not to be. That is the question." Who said that?
ZackYou just did, ma'am.
Right! Hamlet.
Lisa, don't drink that! (Lisa spits out her water) It might be poison!
You're right. (to Screech) You drink it. (hands the glass of water to Screech)
(sips the water) Hm. Tastes fine to me; I'll live!
Darn!
Hey, Zack! Last night at the movies you went too far.
Zack(jokingly) I just helped a mother get together with her son. What's so wrong about that?
Wrecking my date with Joanna wasn't funny.
ZackOh, like it was funny wrecking my study date the night before?
Hey, you started it, man, by making me look like a jerk at the Max!
ZackWell, that's what you are.
What did you say?
ZackYou heard me. Now why don't you get out of my face?
And what if I don't, punk?
ZackThen I'll just have to make you, punk!
[Zack and Slater begin fighting]
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