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Saved by the Bell · Season 1, Episode 15

Mr. Testaverde, Mr. Belding and others in “Unfinished Business”

Students are about to take midterm monitored by Mr. Belding, who was fooled by a fake call from Zack. Mr. Testaverde comes in the classroom dressed in overalls

TMr. Testaverde

Where's the flood?

George?! What are you doing here?

TMr. Testaverde

Well, my loyalty to the school wouldn't let me stay home in time of crisis. Besides, plumbing is my hobby. Where's the flood?

Flood? What flood?? And what happened to your laryngitis?!

TMr. Testaverde

Laryngitis? I don't have laryngitis! And what are you doing here?

I'm giving your midterm, see?

Mr. Belding shows questions to Mr. Testaverde

TMr. Testaverde

These are not the questions to my midterm.

These are the questions you called me with.

TMr. Testaverde

Richard, you called me.

No George, you called me.

TMr. Testaverde

Wait a minute, you called me George. You always call me George. The person who phoned me called me Mr Testevarde.

The person who phoned me called me Mr. Belding. But what kind of devious creature would make two fake phone calls?

Mr. Belding and Mr. Testaverde have their eyes on the chief suspect, Zack, who buries his head in his hands. The two men walk over to Zack's desk, where Mr. Testaverde places his plumber's helper atop Zack's head and forces him to stand erect and to make eye contact with Mr. Belding. Zack's cell phone rings, which is answered by Mr. Belding

Zack can't come to the phone right now. He's on his way to pick up his season tickets to detention. If you'd like to leave a message, please wait for the beep.

Beep.

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