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Screech, your mother called and told me about lightning hitting you. Now, I just want to make sure you're doing alright. Tell me -
8:30 last night.
...when exactly were you struck by lightning? 8:30?
Yeah.
Are there any -
One.
...side effects? Did you say one?
Yeah, but it's a secret. I'm not supposed to tell anyone that I can see the future.
See the future? Screech, that's -
Preposterous?
Right.
Now, where was I?
You were about to say no one has the power to see the future.
Right, Screech, no one has the power to see the future!
Oops, I'll pick them up!
Pick what up? (knocks over pencil holder) Uh... Screech, I'm just curious. My mother-in-law is staying with us indefinitely. By any chance, can you tell me -
She'll be gone by Tuesday.
ALRIGHT!
You know, you guys, I just remembered; there was one time that I did not get an A. I was in the fourth grade, Mr. Simmons had a nervous breakdown and gave the entire class L's and Q's.
Why is getting an A so important to you?
It's not important. Alright, it is. I know it shouldn't be, but I just can't help myself. It's my whole identity.
What are you talking about?
Will you stop hollering at me? Everyone's gotta be something, right? She's the fashionable one, you're the popular one and, who am I?
The wacko one.
[Students got slaughtered by Mr. Testaverde's midterm. Test results are in]
I do not believe this, C-! [Kelly grabs Zack's lapels after he overconfidently claimed he could help her] Zack Morris, I am a forgiving person, but this is going to take a very long time!
Lisa, what is that funny looking letter next to my name?
It's a Q, Jessie.
No, really, really, I can take it. Whatever I got, I deserved. For the first time in my life, I took the easy way out. I'm prepared to face the consequences.
It's a B, Jessie. [Jessie faints]
Zack, I got an A!
Hey, Screech, how did you do that?
Well, I was seeing so many pictures, I just stayed up all night and went over everything.
Ohh, you cheated! You studied!
As for me, D+, and now we go to the bottom of the barrel, Zack Morris, F- for scamming. I get back my bomber jacket, and you can use your cellular phone to order me a pizza.
[the class departs the room, except for Zack, who calls the pizzeria]
Yes, I would like to order a large pizza. For toppings, I would like mushrooms, anchovies, and the hottest peppers you can find!
So many boys, so little time.
Kelly.
Hi Zack.
So Kel, big dance Friday night, huh?
I haven't asked anyone yet, Zack.
Really? Well, I just want you to know that I'm keeping my calendar clear, you know what I mean?
I know what you mean. You want me to ask you?
You could do worse.
She could do better... a lot better.
Mr. Belding... quick! You gotta help me! My life is being threatened by one of your students!
Just one? You're losing your touch, Zack. Calm down. Just tell me who's threatening you.
Kelly "The Killer" Kapowski.
Kelly Kapowski?
Yes.
Excuse me for a minute.
[turns head to laugh]
[still snickering] What's she gonna do? Spike you to death with a volleyball?
(on realizing Zack is Bambi) Preppy, is that you? NIIIICEEE legs.
No, actually, you've helped me. You've made me realize that there are a million fish in the sea and I'm just the worm to attract them.
What's she doing here?
I went over to Jessie's and said, "Jessie, I need to borrow your color wheel." Jessie said, "Why?" I said, "Zack needs it." She said, "Why?" And so I told her and she said ...
Why, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Do you think I want to dress up as a girl?
[Jessie hands Zack a shaver]
(touching his face) I don't need to shave.
Your legs.
What's happening here, Screech? Nobody wants me around anymore.
Can you blame them, Brillo head?
Hey, Zack, Slater isn't that great. You could do that too if you had muscles.
Did they really say that (call him a "chauvinistic, musclebound meathead")?
Hey, would I have the guts to make it up?
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