JJack
[after fighting tribe of gorillas away] Who were they?
JJack
Why do you not defend what's yours?
We peaceful like flower. Know not how to protect ourselves. Other tribe take food, SMASH home, NEVER LEAVE US ALONE! We pick up pieces, replant somewhere else. We scared. Now, like before, we find new home.
JJack
l could show you how to defend yourselves... how to protect what is yours.
And we show you to jump good!
[he starting hooting to his tribe of monkeys; they all raise their fists]
They agree. We learn to protect and defend.
JJack
And they will show me to jump good?
[Jack runs to the time portal before Aku appears suddenly behind the portal again]
Samurai fool! Your efforts are in vain again! [he grabs and seize the time portal] This gateway to the past is once more beyond your- [Jack jumps up high] reach? You can fly?!
JJack
No. Jump good! [Jack uses his sword to slash at a shocked Aku]
JJack
[he is only allowed one question to decide which of the two worms is the "magic" worm, armed only with the knowledge that one tells the truth and the other lies] If you were your brother, which one would you say was the magic worm?
Which one are you asking?
Hmmm. That's easy. It's him.
W1Worm 1
Of course. It's me.
[chooses Worm #2 instead]
What makes you choose me? I told you it was him.
JJack
If you were the truth-telling one then what you said would be a lie because you will answer truthfully what your lying brother will say. Therefore I can safely say that the answer will be the opposite of what you say. On the other hand if you were the lying worm then you will tell me what your truth-telling brother will say but it would be a lie, therefore the answer will also be the opposite of what you say. Understand?
W1Worm 1
Good answer. [Worm 2 swallows Jack whole] Hey, don't haul it all. [Worm 2 gulps him down] Little did he know we're both liars.
[laughing] Magic? I haven't done that since I was a little larva.
Deep from within the deepiest abyss of the seventh ocean of Amalgamous arose a champion of unimaginable proportions. Half machine, half flesh, all terror. The AQUALIZER!
AThe Aqualizer
Dome of Doom, once more have you summoned. To answer your call, I have risen from the depth of the abyss to conquer the ring and to put an end to this lowly amateur.
[Aqualizer begins a fight against Jack]
Aqualizer: Do not fear. I have traveled the seven seas and conquered far greater foes than this mere contender.
[The fight continues until Jack smashes Aqualizer's helmet, revealing a worm]
AAqualizer
Help me! Help!
The crowd calls upon you, Two Sandals, to put the doom on the Aqualizer.
JJack
No, I will not participate in the senseless violence any longer! You will have to get your entertainment elsewhere.
This is a dark moment indeed. Not only has he insulted the ring he has insulted us. We will show no more mercy to this show sandaled heathen. Introducing the champion to end all champions! Weighing in at a mere 700 tons I give you Sumoto!
Then you will be destroyed.
JJack
I will not fight you, Sumoto.
It's the Sumoto Swan Dive! No challenger has ever survived it! Thank you, Sumoto, for putting the doom back in the Dome of Doom.
[Jack hair tickles Sumoto as this time Sumoto starts to laugh]
This...This cannot be. It looks like Sumoto is...ticklish.
[Jack tickles Sumoto more as Sumoto laughs and giggles until Sumoto gets tired and defeated]
Fool. Your sword does not match the power of Aku.
JJack
Wrong. This sword carries the history and strength of my people. Its power is immeasurable. Great ancestors, hear my plea.
JJack
If I am worthy, grant me the strength to vanquish this evil abomination and send him back to...
JJack
I honor all who trust me. My cause is worthy, great ancestors.
JJack
Let my sword be your instrument of justice!
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