A character in Samurai Jack
Played by Ruth Williamson
Samurai Jack · 323 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Samurai Jack: in 30 of its 323 quotes
Most scenes with: Jack (12), Samurai Jack (2)
Scotsman[shows his large sword] What do ya think o' that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clipe-Dreep-Bauchle Gether-Upping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril Jessie, Oaf-looking, Stauner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh Vile-Stoochie, Callie-Breek Tattie?
ScotsmanBy the look on your face I can tell ya like the pipes, wee laddie.
The Scotsman[upon reuniting with Samurai Jack] Remember me? [laughs heartily, then grabs a shield protecting Jack from gunfire] Watch it!
ScotsmanMe Clan Druid rolled the bones. They said seek the help of a stranger. Yer the only stranger I know, and yer as strange as they come, laddie.
The ScotsmanI see ye changed your wardrobe. Got tired o' wearin' your granny's jammies, did ya?
The ScotsmanI got a bad feelin' about this.
ScotsmanYer the defender of truth, freedom, and talking dogs!
ScotsmanYer the greatest warrior that has ever lived, besides me! Ya don't just go up and get all soft and mushy on me!
ScotsmanFishmen... I don't like fishmen!
ScotsmanHeckbucket Seaport. Ye will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy . . . and the crabcakes aren't bad either.
ScotsmanYer all tone-deaf! A banshee can carry a tune at least! The sound of breakin' glass has more rhythm! I've heard pigs squeal better'n you!
ScotsmanThat's it! She-devils must pay!
Scotsman: Sounds like someone's stepping on a cat. Sounds like someone's stepping a lot of cats.
[upon noticing a giant head-shaped island]
ScotsmanWell now, ya don't see that every day.
ScotsmanYeah, keep walking, zombie boy.
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