Demongo quotes from Samurai Jack

You've met your match, samurai! Crush him! Crush, crush, crush, crush, CRUSH!

What is my bidding, my master?

I am the Dealer of Destruction, the Merchant of Doom.

You cannot win, Samurai! I am more powerful!

A power fueled only by the strength and skill of the great warriors whose essence you have stolen, Demongo! Without that, you are nothing!

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. You are wise, Samurai... but who cares?! Bleah!

There must be a way to defeat Demongo, a way to stop Demongo from using essence, essence of trapped warriors. Trapped essence? Free the essence, Demongo has no power; how do I free the essence? [sees essence has been reabsorbed by Demongo] Yes, from within. How do I get inside?

Huh? [sees Jack hurtling towards him] Impossible!

Aku

You have failed me Demongo.

No, Master. Please forgive me.

Aku

Hmmm... NO. [crushes him] Once again the saga continues.

Hey, ma'am, close the damn door! You're lettin' all the heat out!

What you want here, leaf girl?!

Ashi

[whispering] I'm looking for Samurai Jack.

Huh? What you say?

Ashi

I'm looking for Samurai Jack.

What's that? Damn it, girl, speak up!

Ashi

[shouting loudly] I'M LOOKING FOR SAMURAI JACK!

You're looking for the Samurai?!

Little girl, Samurai Jack is the toughest S.O.B. out there. The last time we fought he did [removes his helmet to reveal a spaghetti-wired head with googly eyes and gnarled teeth mouth and speaks in a light voice] this to me!

[covered in band aids] Ha! That's nothing! Check me out! These things are literally holding me together! [one of the Warriors or Bounty Hunters remove one of his band aids, causing his left arm to fall off] Dude, really?

[yelling loudly] I USED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, BUT NOW I GO IN A BAG!

He busted me eye!

Man, these robotic cats got nothin' on me! 'Cause back in the the day, I was a bad-ass sa-mu-rai! I was Da Samurai! I was ALL about that slicin' and dicin'!

Talkin' 'bout the Funk-A-Chop! The Whack-A-Hack! And of course the world famous...Turkey Carve! [it shows a montage of younger Da Samurai doing his "famous" moves. After all that, as it shows an image of Jack, Da Samurai now speaks heartwarmingly] But Samurai Jack enlightened me to the true meanings of being a samurai. Shortly after, I gave up my blade and top knot and became the bartender here at the place where we first met.

Um... that doesn't sound bad at all.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT NO SOUL, YOU ROBOT FOOL!

I... have...RETURNED!

I, Demongo, have come to collect the souls of the greatest warriors!

But I see I have come to the wrong place. [leaves]

[whistles] We got some straight-up freaks comin' through this place.