Jack quotes from Samurai Jack

Hurts, doesn't it?

Not as much as this is going to hurt you.

[Jack is meditating] What the heck is going on?

You have lost. The battle is over.

What?

You are my inner demon. You have been born from the hatred within me. But now that hatred is no more. Thus, you do not exist.

Fool! I am real! Now feel the reality of my cold, hard steel!

Guiness

Jack. There's something I... the way we... betrayed you... It is unforgivable. I...

I understand. Aku's deceit runs deep. Even a good heart can be tainted in the hands of Aku.

No. I will not do battle with you for your amusement. There is no honor in it.

Viking

Honor? What do thee know of honor? A millennium hath passed, and now my goal is within my grasp. This battle will continue to the end.

Strike me down if you must, but I will not fight.

Viking

Nay! I cannot strike thee defenseless. This battle must be concluded by the warrior's code. I beg thee. Rise! Unsheathe your sword! Continue this fight!

Why?

Viking

For freedom. The master of this kingdom of rock is just a man. A cursed man trapped in a rock body. It happened long ago. So long ago now. Twas once a time where I too was a man. A mighty warrior like thee. [uses his powers to reveal a large tablet from the ground]

Viking

Rise, warrior! Rise! Honorably, I must be defeated! I cannot let up!

Do not worry, I have only begun to fight.

Viking

Yeeeeeeessssss. At last, after all these years, a worthy opponent.

Enough of this pointless battle. I will continue to fight you no more.

Viking

[strikes] I say thee NAY!!

Viking

Come.

That voice beckons me further in. Surely, he takes me for a fool to follow deeper into his traps. [the floor and spike-covered ceiling begin to converge] A fool I be!

Viking

After all these years, my freedom has arrived! ACCURSED MONSTER, YOUR SPELL IS BROKEN!!! [roars as he is reverted back to his human form: a muscular Viking warrior] I AM FREE!!! At last, my flesh is restored! The curse... [starts to age rapidly] is lifted! [drops his sword and falls to the ground]

Warrior! I...I...

Don't worry, my friend. Please, hand me my sword. [Jack gives the old Viking warrior his sword] Thank you... [dies as Valkyries ascended down from the sky and take him to Valhalla]

[tries passing through the Scotsman] Um... excuse me.

The Scotsman

What do ya expect me to do?

Just stand aside.

Scotsman

And risk fallin' over the side for a perfect stranger? Awa' an bile yer heid! You stand aside!

[pause] My destination lies at the opposite end of the bridge.

Scotsman

And you'll get there after you back up and I reach that end o' the bridge first! [Jack turns his head back to his end]

That would waste too much time, and time is what I don't have.

Scotsman

Sooo, ye think yer better than me cos yer in a hurry! Well, I'm in a hurry too! But, no, ya didn't think o' that, did ya? That I might be an equal! Nooo, ya just consider yerself superior right off! Yer rude.

You mistake my comment, sir.

Scotsman

Do I? Ye think I'm dumb, too?

No, I... Look, we are both in a hurry, so I shall hang from these planks and you may walk right over.

Scotsman

So ya get to peek up me kilt?

That is not what I am suggesting.

Scotsman

So ya say, ya plookie-face hing oot.

What did you call me?

[shackled to the Scotsman] The arrow relies on the bow, and the bow relies on the arrow, but they are not tied together.

Scotsman

That would be pointless now, wouldn't it?

I fear no man.

Scotsman

Ooohhh. That's some tough talk comin' from a guy who wears a basket on his head.

We are in no condition to fight these odds.

Scotsman

Especially not with a pajama wearin' daisy strapped to me wrist.

Scotsman

Are ye ready to give up yet?

I am not defeated, and I will hold my ground.

Scotsman

Hold your ground? Ye can barely stand, let alone hold your sword.

Then come get me.

Scotsman

Wha-? I... [struggles with his sword and gives up] Seeing as I'm a sportsman, I'll give ye a moment to recuperate.

Boss

Come on out, Jackie.

Aku

Jackie?

Actually, it's Jack.