Jack quotes from Samurai Jack

Poor, unfortunate creature.

I'm not poor.

What?

I might be unfortunate, but I'm not poor.

Tell me, where is this horrible stench coming from?

Oh, you must mean the stench that ruined our crop, that rendered generations of back-bending labor completely and utterly useless. That...

Yes, that stench.

Your pet speaks very well.

Scissorsmith

My pet? That's my wife. Never sell a wizard an expired fishing license.

Scissorsmith

Look up there. Now, do you see the words "free information" anywhere on that sign?

No.

Scissorsmith

Try using this magnifying glass. See it now?

No.

Scissorsmith

Well that's because I don't sell free information!

Scissorsmith

Then you'll need... this!

I've had enough of your bartering, Scissorsmith.

Scissorsmith

This one's on me. Sheep's bladder. It'll help you breath up there in those fumes. Place it over your head like this and breath calmly. If you have any small children with you, secure your own mask first, then the child's. You will find exits located to the east and south end of the cabin. Beverages will be served shortly.

Scissorsmith

At the fork in the road, follow the rocky path. It will take you to the dragon's lair.

Where will the other one take me?

Scissorsmith

Space Ace.

This was such a waste of time. This prey is not worthy to continue. Let us tell Aku that he can claim his prize.

Aku? No! I will not be brought to Aku like an animal! [breaks free and escapes]

We hunt, my brothers.

You cannot win, Samurai! I am more powerful!

A power fueled only by the strength and skill of the great warriors whose essence you have stolen, Demongo! Without that, you are nothing!

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. You are wise, Samurai... but who cares?! Bleah!

There must be a way to defeat Demongo, a way to stop Demongo from using essence, essence of trapped warriors. Trapped essence? Free the essence, Demongo has no power; how do I free the essence? [sees essence has been reabsorbed by Demongo] Yes, from within. How do I get inside?

Huh? [sees Jack hurtling towards him] Impossible!

Get back here, you thief!

It seems as though that angry mob is trying to get your attention.

Please, we must leave immediately.

The urgency in your grip tells me you are in grave danger. I will take you the heck out of here.

Hey, why don't you watch where you're NAKED?!

Sir, I apologize for what I am about to do, but I must borrow your clothes.

My wha- [Jack knocks him out with a punch]

I don't mean to trouble you, but I was wondering... [stomach rumbles] Thank you, but there are villains at large that I must deal with.

Oh, there are always villains. But you cannot defeat them on an empty stomach.

Who were they?

[crying] The Children...of Aku...

Aku! Truly his evil has spread to even the youngest of souls.

Music maker man, your beats are bad.

That's right. They're bad.

Not bad good. Bad bad.

Whatever.

Aku's control over these children must stop!

Aku will never be silenced!