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Ringmaster

Facing the twelve-time champion of the ring, the Administer of Agony, the Baron of Brutality, the Carver of Carnage, the Dealer of Destruction... Gordo the Gruesome!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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The Ringmaster

Our talent search has spread throughout the universe, to bring you only the finest quality of challenger. He'll battle the greatest of champions. No victory is too small, no wound is too great, no weapon is illegal. And now, the Dome of Doom presents for your pleasure... Two-Sandals the Treacherous!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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GGordo

PREPARE TO SUFFER, TWO SANDALS THE TREACHEROUS! I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A DRUM! I WILL HANG YOU OUT LIKE LAUNDRY!

The Ringmaster

And now, without any further...

GGordo

I AM THE MASTER MECHANIC, THE ALPHA AND OMEGA! I WILL PUT A HURTING ON YOU, SLAVE! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU UP INTO LITTLE SHREDS, AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THOSE SHREDS AND TEAR THEM UP INTO LITTLE SHREDS! I WILL MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY! I WILL MAKE YOUR AUNT EDNA FROM WITHERSHOOT PROPER AND SOUTH OF BARNABY CRY! ARE YOU READY FOR PAIN, TWO SANDALS?!

[crowd cheers]

Samurai Jack

I am not intimidated by your shouting. A true warrior fights not with words, but-

[Gordo the Gruesome punches Samurai Jack in the face]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Ringmaster

Deep from within the deepiest abyss of the seventh ocean of Amalgamous arose a champion of unimaginable proportions. Half machine, half flesh, all terror. The AQUALIZER!

AThe Aqualizer

Dome of Doom, once more have you summoned. To answer your call, I have risen from the depth of the abyss to conquer the ring and to put an end to this lowly amateur.

[Aqualizer begins a fight against Jack]

Aqualizer: Do not fear. I have traveled the seven seas and conquered far greater foes than this mere contender.

[The fight continues until Jack smashes Aqualizer's helmet, revealing a worm]

AAqualizer

Help me! Help!

CCrowd

Doom doom doom!

Ringmaster

The crowd calls upon you, Two Sandals, to put the doom on the Aqualizer.

JJack

No, I will not participate in the senseless violence any longer! You will have to get your entertainment elsewhere.

Ringmaster

This is a dark moment indeed. Not only has he insulted the ring he has insulted us. We will show no more mercy to this show sandaled heathen. Introducing the champion to end all champions! Weighing in at a mere 700 tons I give you Sumoto!

JJack

I will not fight.

The Ringmaster

Then you will be destroyed.

JJack

I will not fight you, Sumoto.

Ringmaster

It's the Sumoto Swan Dive! No challenger has ever survived it! Thank you, Sumoto, for putting the doom back in the Dome of Doom.

[Jack hair tickles Sumoto as this time Sumoto starts to laugh]

Ringmaster

This...This cannot be. It looks like Sumoto is...ticklish.

[Jack tickles Sumoto more as Sumoto laughs and giggles until Sumoto gets tired and defeated]