Samurai Jack quotes from Samurai Jack

Samurai Jack

No, there is no escape.

We are forever grateful, great warrior, to your deeds done today. If there is anything that you seek, please honor us by letting us help you.

Samurai Jack

There is one thing that I quest for.

[an image of Aku appears in Lazzor’s eyes] Yes... I understand. Travel north, Samurai. There you will find a magical place that can help you fulfill your destiny...

A warning: only one of pure heart may approach and use the power of the jewel.

Samurai Jack

My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.

Samurai Jack

Excuse me. Is this wishing well that you spoke of real?

Why, yes. Beyond that mountaintop over there.

Wait, I beg you. Reconsider. There are only three archers yet they decimated my whole army. You are just one man. Do the math. Why attempt it?

That well could get me home.

There are other ways to get home.

Not for me.

PREPARE TO SUFFER, TWO SANDALS THE TREACHEROUS! I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A DRUM! I WILL HANG YOU OUT LIKE LAUNDRY!

The Ringmaster

And now, without any further...

I AM THE MASTER MECHANIC, THE ALPHA AND OMEGA! I WILL PUT A HURTING ON YOU, SLAVE! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU UP INTO LITTLE SHREDS, AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THOSE SHREDS AND TEAR THEM UP INTO LITTLE SHREDS! I WILL MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY! I WILL MAKE YOUR AUNT EDNA FROM WITHERSHOOT PROPER AND SOUTH OF BARNABY CRY! ARE YOU READY FOR PAIN, TWO SANDALS?!

Samurai Jack

I am not intimidated by your shouting. A true warrior fights not with words, but-

Scotsman

[having been crying on Jack's shoulder] I'm just overcome thinking 'bout her. How can I live without me bonnie wife?

Samurai Jack

I suggest we waste no time crying then.

Scotsman

Aye.

They appeared from nowhere. First came explosion. We tried to defend ourselves, but our attempts were futile. And then, there was fire. We didn't stand a chance. They were relentless. They destroyed the city, all of it. Then, they left as mysteriously as they came.

Samurai Jack

Madness. This senseless destruction must be stopped.

They-they-they left to-to-to the east.

The Scotsman

Is she a fast ship?

She's fast enough for you, Scotsman. Where ya headed?

The Scotsman

The Great Unknown.

Ooooooooooh...

Arr, that's the real trick, isn't it? And it's gonna cost ya. Ten thousand, in advance.

Like ten thousand? Dude, we could like almost buy our own ship for that. Dude, I know this guy...

Yeah... but who's gonna sail it, kid? You?

Well, like, yeah, I could. I worked on a boat before.