Ezekiel quotes from Samurai Jack

Good mornin'. You're just in time. I'm fixin ta make me some flapjacks!

Dagburnit, Josie! You consarn, framalandin', flamdanglin' snake-in-sheep's-wool- over-my-eyes trick-up-her-sleeve whoo-hoo witchy woman!

Josephine? What in tarnation are you doing here?

Well, it's nice to see you too, Ezekial.

Aw, shoot. There ain't never been nothin' nice about you, woman.

Now now, let's not get nasty, darlin'.

Don't call me darlin'.

Well, then don't act like a fool! I know what you're up to. You're after the bounty on that samurai.

And what business is it of yours?

I want in.

Pfft. No.

You need me. [Ezekiel walks off] He's better than you!

Ain't no man better than me, woman. You outta know that. Besides, the court says you ain't even supposed to come within 150 feet of me, so back off!

Dagnabbit! Can't you shoot straight?

Don't get uppity, woman. I don't see you makin' no daylight in his broadside.

Looking for a seat?

Yup... yours. I'm gonna make a lotta money cashin' in on your hide.

I hear that often... but only from poor men.

Hmmm! Well, I've got bills 'ta pay, an' I've done already addressed the envelopes.

I hope you have yet to stamp the postage on your parcels-

[sucker-punching Jack] Consider 'em stamped.