Deep from within the deepiest abyss of the seventh ocean of Amalgamous arose a champion of unimaginable proportions. Half machine, half flesh, all terror. The AQUALIZER!
Dome of Doom, once more have you summoned. To answer your call, I have risen from the depth of the abyss to conquer the ring and to put an end to this lowly amateur.
[Aqualizer begins a fight against Jack]
Aqualizer: Do not fear. I have traveled the seven seas and conquered far greater foes than this mere contender.
[The fight continues until Jack smashes Aqualizer's helmet, revealing a worm]
Help me! Help!
Doom doom doom!
The crowd calls upon you, Two Sandals, to put the doom on the Aqualizer.
No, I will not participate in the senseless violence any longer! You will have to get your entertainment elsewhere.
This is a dark moment indeed. Not only has he insulted the ring he has insulted us. We will show no more mercy to this show sandaled heathen. Introducing the champion to end all champions! Weighing in at a mere 700 tons I give you Sumoto!
I will not fight.
Then you will be destroyed.
I will not fight you, Sumoto.
It's the Sumoto Swan Dive! No challenger has ever survived it! Thank you, Sumoto, for putting the doom back in the Dome of Doom.
[Jack hair tickles Sumoto as this time Sumoto starts to laugh]
This...This cannot be. It looks like Sumoto is...ticklish.
[Jack tickles Sumoto more as Sumoto laughs and giggles until Sumoto gets tired and defeated]
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