Aku quotes from Samurai Jack

Aku

(Season(s) 1-4 opening narration) Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!

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Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past.

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Ha ha ha ha. So fate has arrived. Many years have gone since that day. And now, my formidabIe foe, you will pay for my pain in the past with your pain in the future.

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Can you not see?! Aku is beyond destruction!

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Who dares to summon... Oh, it is YOU.

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Tales of the Samurai's heroics have spread through the world like a virus. But I will cure the world of this plague of hope.

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Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with an adorable red cape and GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!

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The beast was struck, and was transformed, into... BEEF JERKY!

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When the three bears returned, COMPLETE DESTRUCTION awaited them!

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ENOUGH! Here's the truest tale of all! There was an all-mighty, all-powerful wizard, and there was a pathetic little samurai. And the wizard destroyed him! THE END!

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From deep within the bowels of the Pit of Hate, I summon: Demongo!

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As far as the eye can see the land is desolate and full of despair. Shadows draw across the earth and block out the light. Darkness oozes from every crevice. Hope has been eradicated; only terror reigns! And yet there is one who mocks my omnipresent evil with his existence! He possesses a sword which could destroy me. They call him...Samurai Jack!

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[with Jack's sword, Aku starts to look around for him] Oh, Samurai? Where are you, Samurai? You can run, but you cannot hide, 'cause I can smell your BLOOD.

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Samurai... Samurai... why won't you [shouting] DIIIIIEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!

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[as a mouse, in a squeaking voice] I will get you yet, Samurai!