Hey, hey, hey! I may be blue, but I know a giraffe's tongue is...black.
S1Sponge Saga
No, sorry honey, I can't see you tonight. Because I'm blue. No, not sad blue. Blue blue. Toilet bowl blue!
I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor!
What was in that junk?
Mouthwash, cologne from magazine ads.
What else?
Blue tie-dye...
Tie-dye?!
RARadio Announcer
What color is a giraffe's tongue?
My friends say it's black.
RARadio Announcer
Are you sure you want to trust your friends?
Yes.
RARadio Announcer
Congratulations! You've just won $1000.
My name is Ug. I'm the kids' counselor. I'll be taking the money because they made me blue.
RARadio Announcer
You've just won $1000 dollars. How can you be sad?
No, no, not "sad" blue! "Blue" blue. "Toilet-bowl" blue.
There's two types of questions in this world, guy questions and girl questions. Guy questions are things you know, like how tall the Empire State Building is.
102 stories.
Or how fast an ostrich runs.
27 miles per hour.
Now, girl questions, well, they're everything else in this world.
Y'know, there's more to life than being smart.
Like what?
Like winning money by being smart!
S1Telly & Dina
It's like when Solomon King had to make his decision.
ZZZ.Z.
You mean King Solomon, when he had to cut the baby in half?
No, I mean Solomon King...I went to school with the guy.
DDina
This is politics, people are supposed to get hurt.
Aw no, the bristles on my brush broke.
Budnick': Wanna buy mine?
S1Telly & the Basketball Team
ZZZ.Z.
I came for some drills.
Great, we'll run the passing the drill, then we'll do the wind sprint drill...
ZZZ.Z.
No, no, no, I came for some drills from the woodshop, for my acorn earrings.
What about the team?
ZZZ.Z.
I don't know...I guess I could make earrings for everyone, but I don't think they'll look that great on the guys...see ya.
If you wanna be a winner, you have to learn the 4 F's of leadership: fearlessness, fairness, firmness, and control.
Control isn't an F.
Well then it's...it's 3 Fs and a C.
Sounds like Donkeylips' report card.
You know what makes us a team?
DDina
Oh I know, we all wear the same color tank tops.
ZZZ.Z.
How can nature be out when we all come from the earth?
DDina
I do not come from the earth...I come from New York.
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