It's like when Solomon King had to make his decision.
ZZZ.Z.
You mean King Solomon, when he had to cut the baby in half?
No, I mean Solomon King...I went to school with the guy.
DDina
This is politics, people are supposed to get hurt.
Aw no, the bristles on my brush broke.
Budnick': Wanna buy mine?
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